Willson Contreras Catches Our Hearts Appreciation Thread

[Saul Goodman]

Try not to suck!

[PenFoe]

Try not to suck!

You're referring to your thread titles, right?

[Grandmaster Wang]

Willson: The Other L is for Fuck You

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

The thread title's missing a jism/orgasm/splooge reference. Go sort it.

[Saul Goodman]

The thread title's missing a jism/orgasm/splooge reference. Go sort it.

That's exactly why it doesn't have one.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Fuck that POS Montero for costing the rookie his 1st PA due to not having a clue WTF to do at the plate anymore. Another 0-5 for Montero's useless ass and he's under the Mendoza line. Hopefully this kid learns VERY fast about framing and handling the staff, so Montero can sit his ass on the bench come August most of the time.

[Saul Goodman]

Willson was VERY excited to be playing MLB. I enjoyed him shaking the umpire's hand.

[ChuckD]

Fuck that POS Montero for costing the rookie his 1st PA due to not having a clue WTF to do at the plate anymore. Another 0-5 for Montero's useless ass and he's under the Mendoza line. Hopefully this kid learns VERY fast about framing and handling the staff, so Montero can sit his ass on the bench come August most of the time.

This is your least believable character yet, CT.

[SKO]

Fuck that POS Montero for costing the rookie his 1st PA due to not having a clue WTF to do at the plate anymore. Another 0-5 for Montero's useless ass and he's under the Mendoza line. Hopefully this kid learns VERY fast about framing and handling the staff, so Montero can sit his ass on the bench come August most of the time.

Montero hit that ball 108 mph.

Also they won by 6 runs.

[ChuckD]

Fuck that POS Montero for costing the rookie his 1st PA due to not having a clue WTF to do at the plate anymore. Another 0-5 for Montero's useless ass and he's under the Mendoza line. Hopefully this kid learns VERY fast about framing and handling the staff, so Montero can sit his ass on the bench come August most of the time.

Montero hit that ball 108 mph.

Also they won by 6 runs.

Yeah, but they rank 29th out of 30 in getting rookies their 1st PA this year (if Almora hadn't gotten his, they'd be tied with the Nats at zero).

HOW MANY TEARS THEO?

[CT III]

Fuck that POS Montero for costing the rookie his 1st PA due to not having a clue WTF to do at the plate anymore. Another 0-5 for Montero's useless ass and he's under the Mendoza line. Hopefully this kid learns VERY fast about framing and handling the staff, so Montero can sit his ass on the bench come August most of the time.

This is your least believable character yet, CT.

What can I say, I'm a fading star.

[Yeti]

Yup

[Saul Goodman]

Yup

I can feel my heart mending already.

[Quality Start Machine]

Sure, but let's see what he does with the second pitch he sees.

[CBStew]

Sure, but let's see what he does with the second pitch he sees.

You won "best post of the week".