Independence Day (Take Two)

[CBStew]

Do not go to see this movie.  It is high on my list of the worst movies ever made.  The original movie starred Will Smith.  He wasn't in this turkey.  I think that after they showed him the script they couldn't offer him enough money to be associated with this drek.  Robert Loggia repeated his role from the first movie.  He died shortly after appearing in this move.  I wonder if there is any connection?  I don't miss the money that I spent on the tickets, but I sure wish that I had those two hours back.  Was it only two hours?  It felt like I wasted the entire weekend.  I hope that this message reached you in time.

[PenFoe]

Do not go to see this movie.  It is high on my list of the worst movies ever made.  The original movie starred Will Smith.  He wasn't in this turkey.  I think that after they showed him the script they couldn't offer him enough money to be associated with this drek.  Robert Loggia repeated his role from the first movie.  He died shortly after appearing in this move.  I wonder if there is any connection?  I don't miss the money that I spent on the tickets, but I sure wish that I had those two hours back.  Was it only two hours?  It felt like I wasted the entire weekend.  I hope that this message reached you in time.

Anyone who pays to see this movie gets exactly what they deserve.

[Yeti]

Do not go to see this movie.  It is high on my list of the worst movies ever made.  The original movie starred Will Smith.  He wasn't in this turkey.  I think that after they showed him the script they couldn't offer him enough money to be associated with this drek.  Robert Loggia repeated his role from the first movie.  He died shortly after appearing in this move.  I wonder if there is any connection?  I don't miss the money that I spent on the tickets, but I sure wish that I had those two hours back.  Was it only two hours?  It felt like I wasted the entire weekend.  I hope that this message reached you in time.

Anyone who pays to see this movie gets exactly what they deserve.

I agree. I'll reserve my "probably bad movie money" for The Purge, which my wife and I kind of enjoy.

[Bort]

Do not go to see this movie.  It is high on my list of the worst movies ever made.  The original movie starred Will Smith.  He wasn't in this turkey.  I think that after they showed him the script they couldn't offer him enough money to be associated with this drek.  Robert Loggia repeated his role from the first movie.  He died shortly after appearing in this move.  I wonder if there is any connection?  I don't miss the money that I spent on the tickets, but I sure wish that I had those two hours back.  Was it only two hours?  It felt like I wasted the entire weekend.  I hope that this message reached you in time.

Anyone who pays to see this movie gets exactly what they deserve.

This has become my philosophy for about 90% of pop culture at this point.

[SKO]

Do not go to see this movie.  It is high on my list of the worst movies ever made.  The original movie starred Will Smith.  He wasn't in this turkey.  I think that after they showed him the script they couldn't offer him enough money to be associated with this drek.  Robert Loggia repeated his role from the first movie.  He died shortly after appearing in this move.  I wonder if there is any connection?  I don't miss the money that I spent on the tickets, but I sure wish that I had those two hours back.  Was it only two hours?  It felt like I wasted the entire weekend.  I hope that this message reached you in time.

Anyone who pays to see this movie gets exactly what they deserve.

This has become my philosophy for about 90% of pop culture at this point.

I really was dumb enough to think that maybe the 90s would be the one decade spared the "nostalgia for things that were actually shitty" treatment because I thought we all agreed they were just shitty. But alas.