2016 Postseason Sploogapalooza

[Quality Start Machine]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

[ChuckD]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Huh?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Huh?

Had Gonzalez not homered, the Cubs would've been awarded 2 runs.

Don't ask me how the Dodgers would then score their real run though.  *scratches head*

[Saul Goodman]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Huh?

Don't think, just believe.

[Eli]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Or they're a fluky Montero grand slam away from being down 3-0.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Or they're a fluky Montero grand slam away from being down 3-0.

These are both awful hypotheticals.

[Eli]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Or they're a fluky Montero grand slam away from being down 3-0.

These are both awful hypotheticals.

I don't actually think mine is any good. Just saying, if we're taking away things teams have done to win games, it can go both ways.

[Oleg]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Or they're a fluky Montero grand slam away from being down 3-0.

These are both awful hypotheticals.

I don't actually think mine is any good. Just saying, if we're taking away things teams have done to win games, it can go both ways.

What if the games were never actually played?

[Eli]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Or they're a fluky Montero grand slam away from being down 3-0.

These are both awful hypotheticals.

I don't actually think mine is any good. Just saying, if we're taking away things teams have done to win games, it can go both ways.

What if the games were never actually played?

If only.

[ChuckD]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Or they're a fluky Montero grand slam away from being down 3-0.

These are both awful hypotheticals.

I don't actually think mine is any good. Just saying, if we're taking away things teams have done to win games, it can go both ways.

What if the games were never actually played?

CT wouldn't be admin.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

As bleak as some people are making things look, the Cubs - anemic offense and all - are an Adrian Gonzalez wind-aided HR away from being up 2-1 in the series.

So the Cubs have held their own while playing at their worst. We're a long fucking way from being finished here.

Or they're a fluky Montero grand slam away from being down 3-0.

These are both awful hypotheticals.

I don't actually think mine is any good. Just saying, if we're taking away things teams have done to win games, it can go both ways.

Ah the All Yellon Principle, yes I remember...

[Wheezer]

I'm not on the Kurtsko train, but I do dread losing one of the few sources of pleasure in my life any sooner than possible.

[Edit.―Almost forgot.]

[PenFoe]

I'm not on the Kurtsko train, but I do dread losing one of the few sources of pleasure in my life any sooner than possible.

[Edit.―Almost forgot.]

You still have ramen, right?

[Canadouche]

I'm not on the Kurtsko train, but I do dread losing one of the few sources of pleasure in my life any sooner than possible.

[Edit.―Almost forgot.]

I don't think they're DOOMED. I just wouldn't be surprised if they were.

[Saul Goodman]

Win tomorrow. Then beat the shit out of Kershaw. Don't let the Dodgers sniff another win.