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CT III

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The "Who's Responsible For This?!?" Thread
« on: October 30, 2016, 01:38:46 PM »
I see a lot of theories out there (and have a few of my own) so I thought we could consolidate everything into one thread.

So, who's fault is all of this?

-Joe Maddon for managing his team the way he has all season
-John Lackey for not being able to pitch more than 5 innings
-Javy Baez for getting hot as shit for 2 weeks and not 3
-Willson Contreras (same as above)
-Kyle Schwarber for being just well enough to give us some hope
-Jorge Soler for not being fast enough to prevent a run or hit an inside the park homer
-Theo Epstein for not being willing to part with Schwarber for Andrew Miller
-Dexter Fowler and Kris Bryant for mostly being a rumor at the top of the order this series
-Jason Heyward for not breaking out
-Joe West because fuck Joe West
-Random chance

Add more as you see fit.

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Re: The "Who's Responsible For This?!?" Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2016, 01:41:56 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 30, 2016, 01:38:46 PM
I see a lot of theories out there (and have a few of my own) so I thought we could consolidate everything into one thread.

So, who's fault is all of this?

-Joe Maddon for managing his team the way he has all season
-John Lackey for not being able to pitch more than 5 innings
-Javy Baez for getting hot as shit for 2 weeks and not 3
-Willson Contreras (same as above)
-Kyle Schwarber for being just well enough to give us some hope
-Jorge Soler for not being fast enough to prevent a run or hit an inside the park homer
-Theo Epstein for not being willing to part with Schwarber for Andrew Miller
-Dexter Fowler and Kris Bryant for mostly being a rumor at the top of the order this series
-Jason Heyward for not breaking out
-Joe West because fuck Joe West
-Random chance

Add more as you see fit.

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Re: The "Who's Responsible For This?!?" Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2016, 01:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 30, 2016, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 30, 2016, 01:38:46 PM
I see a lot of theories out there (and have a few of my own) so I thought we could consolidate everything into one thread.

So, who's fault is all of this?

-Joe Maddon for managing his team the way he has all season
-John Lackey for not being able to pitch more than 5 innings
-Javy Baez for getting hot as shit for 2 weeks and not 3
-Willson Contreras (same as above)
-Kyle Schwarber for being just well enough to give us some hope
-Jorge Soler for not being fast enough to prevent a run or hit an inside the park homer
-Theo Epstein for not being willing to part with Schwarber for Andrew Miller
-Dexter Fowler and Kris Bryant for mostly being a rumor at the top of the order this series
-Jason Heyward for not breaking out
-Joe West because fuck Joe West
-Random chance

Add more as you see fit.

Crane Kenney. Definitely.

I nearly forgot: the fucking traditionalists in the NL who eschew the DH.

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Re: The "Who's Responsible For This?!?" Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2016, 01:45:42 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 30, 2016, 01:44:59 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 30, 2016, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 30, 2016, 01:38:46 PM
I see a lot of theories out there (and have a few of my own) so I thought we could consolidate everything into one thread.

So, who's fault is all of this?

-Joe Maddon for managing his team the way he has all season
-John Lackey for not being able to pitch more than 5 innings
-Javy Baez for getting hot as shit for 2 weeks and not 3
-Willson Contreras (same as above)
-Kyle Schwarber for being just well enough to give us some hope
-Jorge Soler for not being fast enough to prevent a run or hit an inside the park homer
-Theo Epstein for not being willing to part with Schwarber for Andrew Miller
-Dexter Fowler and Kris Bryant for mostly being a rumor at the top of the order this series
-Jason Heyward for not breaking out
-Joe West because fuck Joe West
-Random chance

Add more as you see fit.

Crane Kenney. Definitely.

I nearly forgot: the fucking traditionalists in the NL who eschew the DH.

God.
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CT III

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Re: The "Who's Responsible For This?!?" Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2016, 01:49:05 PM »
Quote from: Bort on October 30, 2016, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 30, 2016, 01:44:59 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 30, 2016, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 30, 2016, 01:38:46 PM
I see a lot of theories out there (and have a few of my own) so I thought we could consolidate everything into one thread.

So, who's fault is all of this?

-Joe Maddon for managing his team the way he has all season
-John Lackey for not being able to pitch more than 5 innings
-Javy Baez for getting hot as shit for 2 weeks and not 3
-Willson Contreras (same as above)
-Kyle Schwarber for being just well enough to give us some hope
-Jorge Soler for not being fast enough to prevent a run or hit an inside the park homer
-Theo Epstein for not being willing to part with Schwarber for Andrew Miller
-Dexter Fowler and Kris Bryant for mostly being a rumor at the top of the order this series
-Jason Heyward for not breaking out
-Joe West because fuck Joe West
-Random chance

Add more as you see fit.

Crane Kenney. Definitely.

I nearly forgot: the fucking traditionalists in the NL who eschew the DH.

God.

If this were anyone else I'd be kind of shocked that they became Born Again in the thread of a Cubs messageboard.

Wheezer

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Re: The "Who's Responsible For This?!?" Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2016, 02:46:44 PM »
And here I thought this was about the index page being fucked up.
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Re: The "Who's Responsible For This?!?" Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2016, 03:09:08 PM »
It's Lackey's fault for getting Schwarber hurt in April.
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Re: The "Who's Responsible For This?!?" Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2016, 03:13:30 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 30, 2016, 01:38:46 PM
I see a lot of theories out there (and have a few of my own) so I thought we could consolidate everything into one thread.

So, who's fault is all of this?

-Joe Maddon for managing his team the way he has all season (7%)
-John Lackey for not being able to pitch more than 5 innings (4%)
-Javy Baez for getting hot as shit for 2 weeks and not 3 (5%)
-Willson Contreras (same as above) (5%)
-Kyle Schwarber for being just well enough to give us some hope (0%)
-Jorge Soler for not being fast enough to prevent a run or hit an inside the park homer (0%)
-Theo Epstein for not being willing to part with Schwarber for Andrew Miller (5%)
-Dexter Fowler and Kris Bryant for mostly being a rumor at the top of the order this series (25%)
-Jason Heyward for not breaking out (5%)
-Joe West because fuck Joe West (1%)
-Random chance (43%)

Add more as you see fit.