2016 Chicago Cubs: World Series Champions

[Chuck to Chuck]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/fan_forum/trophy-tour/?partnerId=as_chc_20161208_68594116&adbid=10154554958925659&adbpl=fb&adbpr=30530605658

Seriously?  The trophy is going on tour and is going to make personal appearances?  In Rockford?  Is it also expected to say a few words?

They've gone way too far in their McDonough worship.

[Saul Goodman]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/fan_forum/trophy-tour/?partnerId=as_chc_20161208_68594116&adbid=10154554958925659&adbpl=fb&adbpr=30530605658

Seriously?  The trophy is going on tour and is going to make personal appearances?  In Rockford?  Is it also expected to say a few words?

Beats the hell out of the currently running Make America Great Again Tour II: Orange Boogaloo.

[CT III]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/fan_forum/trophy-tour/?partnerId=as_chc_20161208_68594116&adbid=10154554958925659&adbpl=fb&adbpr=30530605658

Seriously?  The trophy is going on tour and is going to make personal appearances?  In Rockford?  Is it also expected to say a few words?

Apparently it wanted to check out the local cuisine.

All Mexican food is terrible, so this billboard is fine.

I don't understand CT's new character, Mopey KC Resident Who's Suddenly Full Of Shit.

I don't write my characters for you Bort, I write them for me.

[Tonker]

As those of you who are FB friends with me know, I've just got back from a few days in Mexico City, and can confirm that the food there was FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

Also, the wrestling.

[Saul Goodman]

As those of you who are FB friends with me know, I've just got back from a few days in Mexico City, and can confirm that the food there was FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

Also, the wrestling.

Was it better than the best Mexican food in Rockford, though?

[Quality Start Machine]

For the benefit of those not in Slack, where I've already told this story...

Last night I was in Laguardia Airport wearing a Cubs hat, and some guy said, "You're wearing the wrong hat, big guy."

I replied, "It's not a hat, it's a crown."

Being able to chirp NYers? Priceless.