2016 MLB Offseason Thread

[SKO]

Let's talk about some goddamn baseball, people.

Who is going to give Rich Hill a lot of money to watch him spend next year on the DL?

Who gives Cespedes the massive contract they should have just given him last year rather than wait and overpay him when he's another year older?

Will the White Sox sell, add, or once again just stand there doing nothing and hoping 85 wins fall into their laps and it works out?

[CT III]

Let's talk about some goddamn baseball, people.

Who is going to give Rich Hill a lot of money to watch him spend next year on the DL?

Who gives Cespedes the massive contract they should have just given him last year rather than wait and overpay him when he's another year older?

Will the White Sox sell, add, or once again just stand there doing nothing and hoping 85 wins fall into their laps and it works out?

White Sox are gonna trade for Miggy.  Book it.

[Quality Start Machine]

Let's talk about some goddamn baseball, people.

Who is going to give Rich Hill a lot of money to watch him spend next year on the DL?

Who gives Cespedes the massive contract they should have just given him last year rather than wait and overpay him when he's another year older?

Will the White Sox sell, add, or once again just stand there doing nothing and hoping 85 wins fall into their laps and it works out?

I could see questions 2 and 3 dovetailing nicely.

[Saul Goodman]

Let's talk about some goddamn baseball, people.

Who is going to give Rich Hill a lot of money to watch him spend next year on the DL?

Who gives Cespedes the massive contract they should have just given him last year rather than wait and overpay him when he's another year older?

Will the White Sox sell, add, or once again just stand there doing nothing and hoping 85 wins fall into their laps and it works out?

White Sox are gonna trade for Miggy.  Book it.

Montero or Cabrera?

[CT III]

Let's talk about some goddamn baseball, people.

Who is going to give Rich Hill a lot of money to watch him spend next year on the DL?

Who gives Cespedes the massive contract they should have just given him last year rather than wait and overpay him when he's another year older?

Will the White Sox sell, add, or once again just stand there doing nothing and hoping 85 wins fall into their laps and it works out?

White Sox are gonna trade for Miggy.  Book it.

Montero or Cabrera?

YOU KNOW WHO I MEANT

[Bort]

Let's talk about some goddamn baseball, people.

Who is going to give Rich Hill a lot of money to watch him spend next year on the DL?

Who gives Cespedes the massive contract they should have just given him last year rather than wait and overpay him when he's another year older?

Will the White Sox sell, add, or once again just stand there doing nothing and hoping 85 wins fall into their laps and it works out?

White Sox are gonna trade for Miggy.  Book it.

Montero or Cabrera?

YOU KNOW WHO I MEANT

Miggy Cancel from season 9 of The Biggest Loser?

[PenFoe]

Let's talk about some goddamn baseball, people.

Who is going to give Rich Hill a lot of money to watch him spend next year on the DL?

Who gives Cespedes the massive contract they should have just given him last year rather than wait and overpay him when he's another year older?

Will the White Sox sell, add, or once again just stand there doing nothing and hoping 85 wins fall into their laps and it works out?

White Sox are gonna trade for Miggy.  Book it.

Montero or Cabrera?

YOU KNOW WHO I MEANT

Miggy Cancel from season 9 of The Biggest Loser?

I have no idea if that's a real person or not, but that name is fantastic.

[Wheezer]

Turns out that a friend of mine from high school has been working as a personal chef for some of the Cubs the past couple of years, including all of Hammel's meals this season.

[PenFoe]

Turns out that a friend of mine from high school has been working as a personal chef for some of the Cubs the past couple of years, including all of Hammel's meals this season.

Was he responsible for the potato chips?

If so, I'd like to speak with him.

[Wheezer]

Turns out that a friend of mine from high school has been working as a personal chef for some of the Cubs the past couple of years, including all of Hammel's meals this season.

Was he responsible for the potato chips?

If so, I'd like to speak with him.

If Shitty's were still a thing, I'd certainly invite him. Very interesting fellow, former USMC and once delivered a poetry recitation to my imaginary college girlfriend. I want to say Jabberwocky, but it doesn't feel right. I'll have to check.

[Quality Start Machine]

Turns out that a friend of mine from high school has been working as a personal chef for some of the Cubs the past couple of years, including all of Hammel's meals this season.

Was he responsible for the potato chips?

If so, I'd like to speak with him.

If Shitty's were still a thing, I'd certainly invite him. Very interesting fellow, former USMC and once delivered a poetry recitation to my imaginary college girlfriend. I want to say Jabberwocky, but it doesn't feel right. I'll have to check.

"Wheez & the Jarhead" would be the greatest TV show ever.

[CBStew]

Turns out that a friend of mine from high school has been working as a personal chef for some of the Cubs the past couple of years, including all of Hammel's meals this season.

Was he responsible for the potato chips?

If so, I'd like to speak with him.

If Shitty's were still a thing, I'd certainly invite him. Very interesting fellow, former USMC and once delivered a poetry recitation to my imaginary college girlfriend. I want to say Jabberwocky, but it doesn't feel right. I'll have to check.

"Wheez & the Jarhead" would be the greatest TV show ever.

It sounds brillig.

[Bort]

Turns out that a friend of mine from high school has been working as a personal chef for some of the Cubs the past couple of years, including all of Hammel's meals this season.

Was he responsible for the potato chips?

If so, I'd like to speak with him.

If Shitty's were still a thing, I'd certainly invite him. Very interesting fellow, former USMC and once delivered a poetry recitation to my imaginary college girlfriend. I want to say Jabberwocky, but it doesn't feel right. I'll have to check.

"Wheez & the Jarhead" would be the greatest TV show ever.

It sounds brillig.

Mimsy.

[CBStew]

Turns out that a friend of mine from high school has been working as a personal chef for some of the Cubs the past couple of years, including all of Hammel's meals this season.

Was he responsible for the potato chips?

If so, I'd like to speak with him.

If Shitty's were still a thing, I'd certainly invite him. Very interesting fellow, former USMC and once delivered a poetry recitation to my imaginary college girlfriend. I want to say Jabberwocky, but it doesn't feel right. I'll have to check.

"Wheez & the Jarhead" would be the greatest TV show ever.

It sounds brillig.

Mimsy.

Back to the borogrov

[Bort]

Turns out that a friend of mine from high school has been working as a personal chef for some of the Cubs the past couple of years, including all of Hammel's meals this season.

Was he responsible for the potato chips?

If so, I'd like to speak with him.

If Shitty's were still a thing, I'd certainly invite him. Very interesting fellow, former USMC and once delivered a poetry recitation to my imaginary college girlfriend. I want to say Jabberwocky, but it doesn't feel right. I'll have to check.

"Wheez & the Jarhead" would be the greatest TV show ever.

It sounds brillig.

Mimsy.

Back to the borogrov

Calloo callay