2016 MLB Offseason Thread

[CubFaninHydePark]

So Dex is again testing FA.  Cards rumored to be in the mix.  Anywhere but there?

[Wheezer]

So Dex is again testing FA.

He was a three-squares client in 2015, BTW. And it was Jabberwocky.

[Saul Goodman]

So Dex is again testing FA.  Cards rumored to be in the mix.  Anywhere but there?

Sex Fowler deserves to get paid. If the Cardinals do, I'd be fine with it. He already got his Cubs ring, and there's no Cardinals season that could possibly match that.

[SKO]

So Dex is again testing FA.  Cards rumored to be in the mix.  Anywhere but there?

Sex Fowler deserves to get paid. If the Cardinals do, I'd be fine with it. He already got his Cubs ring, and there's no Cardinals season that could possibly match that.

I wouldn't, like, call him a Trader if he signed with them, but I'd still prefer he sign with literally anyone else.

[Brownie]

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends them some highly rated prospects that fizzle out. The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick, Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

[Quality Start Machine]

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends them some highly rated prospects that fizzle out. The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick, Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

And the Cards cough up a draft pick to the Cubs.

[ChuckD]

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends them some highly rated prospects that fizzle out. The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick, Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

And the Cards cough up a draft pick to the Cubs.

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[World's #1 Astros Fan]

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends them some highly rated prospects that fizzle out. The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick, Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.

[Quality Start Machine]

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends them some highly rated prospects that fizzle out. The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick, Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.

so is highlighting.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends them some highly rated prospects that fizzle out. The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick, Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.

so is highlighting.

So is highlighting.

[Saul Goodman]

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends them some highly rated prospects that fizzle out. The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick, Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.

so is highlighting.

So is highlighting.

You guys are forgetting the draft pick.

[Eli]

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You guys are forgetting the drafhor=Cannonball Titcomb link=topic=9194.msg309426#msg309426 date=1479233054]

b] The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick,[/b] Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends t author=Saul Goodman link=topic=9194.msg309439#msg309439 date=1479237662]

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so is highlighting.

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b] The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick,[/b] Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.

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So is highlighting.
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You guys are forgetting the drafhor=Cannonball Titcomb link=topic=9194.msg309426#msg309426 date=1479233054]

b] The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick,[/b] Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.
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t pick.
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[Bort]

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b] The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick,[/b] Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends t author=Saul Goodman link=topic=9194.msg309439#msg309439 date=1479237662]

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so is highlighting.

You guys are forgetting the drafhor=Cannonball Titcomb link=topic=9194.msg309426#msg309426 date=1479233054]

b] The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick,[/b] Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.

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So is highlighting.
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You guys are forgetting the drafhor=Cannonball Titcomb link=topic=9194.msg309426#msg309426 date=1479233054]

b] The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick,[/b] Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.
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t pick.
[/quote don't forget about the draft pick everyone]
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Word.

[ChuckD]

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You guys are forgetting the drafhor=Cannonball Titcomb link=topic=9194.msg309426#msg309426 date=1479233054]

b] The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick,[/b] Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

How about he signs with the Cardinals who overpay for him and he's the only player on St. Louis worth a damn this season. So as the Cardinals head to a 90-loss season (and while Heyward rediscovers the joy of hitting), Fowler is dealt to an American League team who makes the Cardinals take on much of Fowler's salary and sends t author=Saul Goodman link=topic=9194.msg309439#msg309439 date=1479237662]

[quote aut
so is highlighting.

You guys are forgetting the drafhor=Cannonball Titcomb link=topic=9194.msg309426#msg309426 date=1479233054]

b] The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick,[/b] Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.

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So is highlighting.
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You guys are forgetting the drafhor=Cannonball Titcomb link=topic=9194.msg309426#msg309426 date=1479233054]

b] The Cubs draft some stud with the draft pick,[/b] Fowler finishes out his career somewhere else, and St. Louis enters a 25-year funk of teams that do not contend.

Reading iz hard.
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t pick.
[/quote don't forget about the draft pick everyone]
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Word.
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Thi.

[Quality Start Machine]

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