Speed Kills

[Saul Goodman]

Royals' 100-mph thrower Yordano Ventura, 25, dies in Dominican Republic car crash.

[ChuckD]

Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount -- it's sudden decelerations to zero that kill.

[Saul Goodman]

Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount -- it's sudden decelerations to zero that kill.

Alternative facts.

[PenFoe]

Former prospect Andy Marte died in a car accident yesterday as well.

He doesn't need his own thread.

[Wheezer]

Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount

You're misunderstanding special relativity.

[ChuckD]

Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount

You're misunderstanding special relativity.

You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.

[Wheezer]

Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount

You're misunderstanding special relativity.

You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.

You're doing it again.

[Saul Goodman]

Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount

You're misunderstanding special relativity.

You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.

You're doing it again.

A MAN IS DEAD.

/penstickpoke

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ventura Highway to Heaven

[Wheezer]

Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount

You're misunderstanding special relativity.

You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.

You're doing it again.

A MAN IS DEAD.

/penstickpoke

Can anyone estimate how quickly the Deadpool thread is receding from Thrill?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount

You're misunderstanding special relativity.

You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.

You're doing it again.

A MAN IS DEAD.

/penstickpoke

Can anyone estimate how quickly the Deadpool thread is receding from Thrill?

Not as fast as his hair.

[Quality Start Machine]

I used to have a Pontiac Ventura.

It was slow as shit.