Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever

[Yeti]

.698 OPS.

Nice.

Anyway, I wasn't referring, specifically, to your valid criticism of Heyward. I was more referring to you emoting all over the board yesterday.

Also, is it irony that Fork, the master of the blustery prognostication, is saying there's no way Harper is a Cub?

[Brownie]

Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?

[Quality Start Machine]

Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?

What you could do, I suppose, is operate under the assumption that Bryant/Boros have no desire to stay with the Cubs as fallout from the Cubs keeping Bryant in the minors in 2015 for the sake of another years' control. So under those circumstances it makes sense to pay 40 mildo a year to Harper who is represented by...Boros.

[Saul Goodman]

Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?

What you could do, I suppose, is operate under the assumption that Bryant/Boros have no desire to stay with the Cubs as fallout from the Cubs keeping Bryant in the minors in 2015 for the sake of another years' control. So under those circumstances it makes sense to pay 40 mildo a year to Harper who is represented by...Boros.

Who's Boros?

[Tonker]

Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?

What you could do, I suppose, is operate under the assumption that Bryant/Boros have no desire to stay with the Cubs as fallout from the Cubs keeping Bryant in the minors in 2015 for the sake of another years' control. So under those circumstances it makes sense to pay 40 mildo a year to Harper who is represented by...Boros.

Who's Boros?

Bullpen catcher.

[Quality Start Machine]

Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?

What you could do, I suppose, is operate under the assumption that Bryant/Boros have no desire to stay with the Cubs as fallout from the Cubs keeping Bryant in the minors in 2015 for the sake of another years' control. So under those circumstances it makes sense to pay 40 mildo a year to Harper who is represented by...Boros.

Who's Boros?

Bullpen catcher.

I swaw him with Natorsha.

[SKO]

Nice fuckin catch, shithead

[Saul Goodman]

Nice fuckin catch, shithead

#HEYWARDFORSTANTONNOW #EPSTINKISTERRIBLE

[SKO]

Nice fuckin catch, shithead

#HEYWARDFORSTANTONNOW #EPSTINKISTERRIBLE

If he's gonna put up a fuckin .697 OPS than he'd better catch everything

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nice fuckin catch, shithead

You swear a lot at baseball players

[SKO]

Nice fuckin catch, shithead

You swear a lot at baseball players

[Saul Goodman]

FYSKO

[SKO]

FYSKO

For a routine ground ball to the 1st baseman when the pitcher forgot to cover the bag? We used to have standards for these things.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

FYSKO

For a routine ground ball to the 1st baseman when the pitcher forgot to cover the bag? We used to have standards for these things.

And we do for Heyward too!

[Saul Goodman]

FYSKO

For a routine ground ball to the 1st baseman when the pitcher forgot to cover the bag? We used to have standards for these things.

And we do for Heyward too!

Come on. The green font was so heavily implied my entire phone screen turned green.