Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever

[SKO]

.286/.364/.449 in 55 September PA's with a 115 wRC+

He has now earned that $184 M and SKO must destroy his computer.

I'm legitimately mad that whenever Heyward does something good I don't even get a FYSKO. What the fuck does a guy have to do to earn his own FY around here.

[Quality Start Machine]

.286/.364/.449 in 55 September PA's with a 115 wRC+

He has now earned that $184 M and SKO must destroy his computer.

I'm legitimately mad that whenever Heyward does something good I don't even get a FYSKO. What the fuck does a guy have to do to earn his own FY around here.

wear a belt.

[Saul Goodman]

Top notch AB there. That first-pitch popup was all the way out of the infield too, strategically keeping the bases loaded.

[The Big Cheese]

Top notch AB there. That first-pitch popup was all the way out of the infield too, strategically keeping the bases loaded.

Impeccable timing after the LaStella walk.

[Saul Goodman]

Answer: No

[Saul Goodman]

Answer: No

No worries, it's not an elimination game or anything. Let's put it all on Heyward's bat, what could go wrong

[SKO]

Fuck this bag of shit and fuck Joe for letting him take that at bat

[Canadouche]

Fuck this bag of shit and fuck Joe for letting him take that at bat

Deep breaths.

[Saul Goodman]

F*cking useless. Come on man. We're dying to root for you. Do something.

[Saul Goodman]

F*cking useless. Come on man. We're dying to root for you. Do something.

[morpheus]

The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."

[Saul Goodman]

The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."

You don't say.

[SKO]

The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."

You don't say.

Yes you alone have had the balls to register displeasure with Jason Heyward's offensive performance. Not like there's an entire thread devoted to that.

I spent much of the game yesterday thinking how much easier that game could have been if Heyward had delivered ANY of the three times he had a chance to drive in a run even with a fucking infield single. If they'd lost I'd have spent the whole offseason putting pins in my Heyward voodoo doll.

[morpheus]

The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."

You don't say.

Hey, that's affirmation after he fucked up the next two chances to deliver.  We're in total agreement on this one.   Of course, he made a hell of a catch in right, but Christ he hits the ball weakly (or not at all).

[Saul Goodman]

The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."

You don't say.

Yes you alone have had the balls to register displeasure with Jason Heyward's offensive performance. Not like there's an entire thread devoted to that.

I spent much of the game yesterday thinking how much easier that game could have been if Heyward had delivered ANY of the three times he had a chance to drive in a run even with a fucking infield single. If they'd lost I'd have spent the whole offseason putting pins in my Heyward voodoo doll.

I was commenting on the how it was said, not the what, but you be you.