Wade the mother fucking Cyborg Davis Splooge Thread

[SKO]

The goddamn brass balls on this guy. Extension please.

[Saul Goodman]

The goddamn brass balls on this guy. Extension please.

Fuck and yes.  Call his agent and extend him tonight.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

He's been nails basically all year, but this game he single-handedly pissed away.

[Brownie]

He's been nails basically all year, but this game he single-handedly pissed away.

If you're pissing away a game, loss this one away. Win tomorrow and get out of stinktown.

[Saul Goodman]

Nice going, us. We jinxed Wade.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nice going, us. We jinxed Wade.

Meh.  He was due.  Better now than in 2 weeks.  Get it out of the way etc.

[SKO]

He's been nails basically all year, but this game he single-handedly pissed away.

He had a hand from Joe deciding to press his luck w a second inning after he'd already given up a run and pitched in what, 5 of the last 6 games? I don't blame him for running outta gas.

I get Joe not wanting to trust Rondon, but worst case scenario Hector loses a game you can afford to lose and maybe Wade is available today. Best case Hector looks as good as he did the night before and you win.

[Chuck to Chuck]

He's been nails basically all year, but this game he single-handedly pissed away.

He had a hand from Joe deciding to press his luck w a second inning after he'd already given up a run and pitched in what, 5 of the last 6 games? I don't blame him for running outta gas.

I get Joe not wanting to trust Rondon, but worst case scenario Hector loses a game you can afford to lose and maybe Wade is available today. Best case Hector looks as good as he did the night before and you win.

Wonder if it's less "trust" in Rondon rather than just not pitching him consecutive days yet.

[SKO]

He's been nails basically all year, but this game he single-handedly pissed away.

He had a hand from Joe deciding to press his luck w a second inning after he'd already given up a run and pitched in what, 5 of the last 6 games? I don't blame him for running outta gas.

I get Joe not wanting to trust Rondon, but worst case scenario Hector loses a game you can afford to lose and maybe Wade is available today. Best case Hector looks as good as he did the night before and you win.

Wonder if it's less "trust" in Rondon rather than just not pitching him consecutive days yet.

Yeah, none of the options were great, I just leaned toward "give Wade a break" because he was looking pretty ragged and even admitted after the game he was pretty gassed. Fortunately Quintana gave everyone a much needed break.

[Chuck to Chuck]

He's been nails basically all year, but this game he single-handedly pissed away.

He had a hand from Joe deciding to press his luck w a second inning after he'd already given up a run and pitched in what, 5 of the last 6 games? I don't blame him for running outta gas.

I get Joe not wanting to trust Rondon, but worst case scenario Hector loses a game you can afford to lose and maybe Wade is available today. Best case Hector looks as good as he did the night before and you win.

Wonder if it's less "trust" in Rondon rather than just not pitching him consecutive days yet.

Yeah, none of the options were great, I just leaned toward "give Wade a break" because he was looking pretty ragged and even admitted after the game he was pretty gassed. Fortunately Quintana gave everyone a much needed break.

After tomorrow, there will be about 8 days with no meaningful games. Everyone rests.

[Quality Start Machine]

Nice going, us. We jinxed Wade.

Meh.  He was due.  Better now than in 2 weeks.  Get it out of the way etc.

Ironically, he sucked after Wilson was good.

[Oleg]

He's been nails basically all year, but this game he single-handedly pissed away.

He had a hand from Joe deciding to press his luck w a second inning after he'd already given up a run and pitched in what, 5 of the last 6 games? I don't blame him for running outta gas.

I get Joe not wanting to trust Rondon, but worst case scenario Hector loses a game you can afford to lose and maybe Wade is available today. Best case Hector looks as good as he did the night before and you win.

Joe was just practicing his WS game 7 bullpen management.

[Saul Goodman]

He's been nails basically all year, but this game he single-handedly pissed away.

He had a hand from Joe deciding to press his luck w a second inning after he'd already given up a run and pitched in what, 5 of the last 6 games? I don't blame him for running outta gas.

I get Joe not wanting to trust Rondon, but worst case scenario Hector loses a game you can afford to lose and maybe Wade is available today. Best case Hector looks as good as he did the night before and you win.

Joe was just practicing his WS game 7 bullpen management.

Somewhere Aroldis sheds a single tear, then shoots it in his garage.

[SKO]

How the fuck did he pull that off

[HumbleJerry]

Somebody get this man a bag of ice, a hooker, and a bottle of tequila.