Heartbreakers succeed on head bandmate

[Brownie]

Also considered:
Flat linin'
Learning to Die
I will back down
Tom's Last Dance
You don't have to die like a refugee

[Quality Start Machine]

Done Like That.

[Tonker]

Feel a Whole Lot Worse
All Right for Then

[Chuck to Chuck]

Don't breathe around here no more.

[Quality Start Machine]

Buried Treasure

[Quality Start Machine]

Traveling Wilburied.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Yer So Dead

[SKO]

You Don't Know it Feels (to be deceased)

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Or maybe Petty's just having a Mark Twain moment:

Tom Petty, the rocker best known as the frontman of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, is clinging to life in a Los Angeles hospital, according to TMZ. An earlier LAPD report which confirmed the singer's death, and which CBS reported, has since been clarified.

(1/2)The LAPD has no information about the passing of singer Tom Petty. Initial information was inadvertantly provided to some media sources

(2/2) However, the LAPD has no investigative role in this matter. We apologize for any inconvenience in this reporting.

It'd be hilarious if Petty's actually alive and lives another 20 years after all the tributes came pouring in.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Or maybe Petty's just having a Mark Twain moment:

Tom Petty, the rocker best known as the frontman of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, is clinging to life in a Los Angeles hospital, according to TMZ. An earlier LAPD report which confirmed the singer's death, and which CBS reported, has since been clarified.

(1/2)The LAPD has no information about the passing of singer Tom Petty. Initial information was inadvertantly provided to some media sources

(2/2) However, the LAPD has no investigative role in this matter. We apologize for any inconvenience in this reporting.

It'd be hilarious if Petty's actually alive and lives another 20 years after all the tributes came pouring in.

We shouldn't have done him like that.

[Bort]

Or maybe Petty's just having a Mark Twain moment:

Tom Petty, the rocker best known as the frontman of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, is clinging to life in a Los Angeles hospital, according to TMZ. An earlier LAPD report which confirmed the singer's death, and which CBS reported, has since been clarified.

(1/2)The LAPD has no information about the passing of singer Tom Petty. Initial information was inadvertantly provided to some media sources

(2/2) However, the LAPD has no investigative role in this matter. We apologize for any inconvenience in this reporting.

It'd be hilarious if Petty's actually alive and lives another 20 years after all the tributes came pouring in.

We shouldn't have done him like that.

Stop dragging our hearts around.

[Saul Goodman]

Or maybe Petty's just having a Mark Twain moment:

Tom Petty, the rocker best known as the frontman of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, is clinging to life in a Los Angeles hospital, according to TMZ. An earlier LAPD report which confirmed the singer's death, and which CBS reported, has since been clarified.

(1/2)The LAPD has no information about the passing of singer Tom Petty. Initial information was inadvertantly provided to some media sources

(2/2) However, the LAPD has no investigative role in this matter. We apologize for any inconvenience in this reporting.

It'd be hilarious if Petty's actually alive and lives another 20 years after all the tributes came pouring in.

That's quite a statement. "We apologize for the inconvenience of Tom Petty still being alive."

[Saul Goodman]

Tom Petty: Actually Dead Now

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Tom Petty: Actually Dead Now

In a way, it's a relief knowing for sure.  The waiting was the hardest part.