Drop the Mic

[Saul Goodman]

Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

[Quality Start Machine]

Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

[Saul Goodman]

Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

[Quality Start Machine]

Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

[Saul Goodman]

Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?

[Quality Start Machine]

Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?

xhamster has a pretty solid collection of old Swedish Erotica videos, so yeah. I win.

[Bort]

Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?

xhamster has a pretty solid collection of old Swedish Erotica videos, so yeah. I win.

And now, having read this, I clearly lose.

[Saul Goodman]

Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?

xhamster has a pretty solid collection of old Swedish Erotica videos, so yeah. I win.

And now, having read this, I clearly lose.

We all have.

[Quality Start Machine]

Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?

xhamster has a pretty solid collection of old Swedish Erotica videos, so yeah. I win.

And now, having read this, I clearly lose.

We all have.

Seka > James Corden. It's science.

[Saul Goodman]

UPDATE: No-talent assclown makes assclown of himself trying to tell assclown jokes.

[Quality Start Machine]

UPDATE: No-talent assclown makes assclown of himself trying to tell assclown jokes.

This reminds me of when Gilbert Gottfried appeared at a roast of Hugh HEfner shortly after 9/11, and told a 9/11-related joke. Needless to say, he completely lost the room (to make matters worse - if they could be - it was in NY).

He was able to bail himself out by telling The Aristocrats. Corden lacks the ability to bail himself out.