2017-2018 Cubs/MLB Offseason: HOT FUCKING STOVE

[Quality Start Machine]

Pretty excited for Chili Davis and Brian Butterfield Rd.

Butterfield should wear #56

I favor this due to the fact that it implies no more Hector Rondon.

[Saul Goodman]

Jeets has been an owner for all of about five minutes but has wasted no time treating labor like shit.

[Shooter]

Jeets has been an owner for all of about five minutes but has wasted no time treating labor like shit.

I hope he gave them gift bags after he fucked them.

[Canadouche]

Jeets has been an owner for all of about five minutes but has wasted no time treating labor like shit.

I hope he gave them gift bags after he fucked them.

Time to bring the Hawk back home.

[D. Doluntap]

Now 3-time ex-Cub Dave Martinez is the new manager of the Nationals. It'll be interesting to see how Joe replaces him.

[Quality Start Machine]

Now 3-time ex-Cub Dave Martinez is the new manager of the Nationals. It'll be interesting to see how Joe replaces him.

Corncob dresses for all the wives!

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD

Along with keeping Wade Davis, I hope Jepstink are in on Brendan Morrow. He could be the two inning bridge guy they'll need once whoever next year's 5 is combusts and Monty finally gets moved to the rotation.

[Saul Goodman]

DPD

Along with keeping Wade Davis, I hope Jepstink are in on Brendan Morrow. He could be the two inning bridge guy they'll need once whoever next year's 5 is combusts and Monty finally gets moved to the rotation.

Is that Brandon's brother?

The offseason starts tomorrow.  This might be Theo's most active offseason yet.

[Brownie]

DPD

Along with keeping Wade Davis, I hope Jepstink are in on Brendan Morrow. He could be the two inning bridge guy they'll need once whoever next year's 5 is combusts and Monty finally gets moved to the rotation.

Is that Brandon's brother?

The offseason starts tomorrow.  This might be Theo's most active offseason yet.

I think he means Brenden, who isn't doing much these days.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD

Along with keeping Wade Davis, I hope Jepstink are in on Brendan Morrow. He could be the two inning bridge guy they'll need once whoever next year's 5 is combusts and Monty finally gets moved to the rotation.

Is that Brandon's brother?

The offseason starts tomorrow.  This might be Theo's most active offseason yet.

I think he means Brenden, who isn't doing much these days.

I meant Kenny. I just watched "Miracle".

[CBStew]

DPD

Along with keeping Wade Davis, I hope Jepstink are in on Brendan Morrow. He could be the two inning bridge guy they'll need once whoever next year's 5 is combusts and Monty finally gets moved to the rotation.

Is that Brandon's brother?

The offseason starts tomorrow.  This might be Theo's most active offseason yet.

I think he means Brenden, who isn't doing much these days.

I meant Kenny. I just watched "Miracle".

You sure it's not Vic Morrow?  Oh.  Too early?

[thehawk]

DPD

Along with keeping Wade Davis, I hope Jepstink are in on Brendan Morrow. He could be the two inning bridge guy they'll need once whoever next year's 5 is combusts and Monty finally gets moved to the rotation.

Is that Brandon's brother?

The offseason starts tomorrow.  This might be Theo's most active offseason yet.

I think he means Brenden, who isn't doing much these days.

I meant Kenny. I just watched "Miracle".

You sure it's not Vic Morrow?  Oh.  Too early?

Pretty sure abort meant Edward R Morrow

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD

Along with keeping Wade Davis, I hope Jepstink are in on Brendan Morrow. He could be the two inning bridge guy they'll need once whoever next year's 5 is combusts and Monty finally gets moved to the rotation.

Is that Brandon's brother?

The offseason starts tomorrow.  This might be Theo's most active offseason yet.

I think he means Brenden, who isn't doing much these days.

I meant Kenny. I just watched "Miracle".

You sure it's not Vic Morrow?  Oh.  Too early?

Pretty sure abort meant Edward R Morrow

Mary Tyler Morrow

[D. Doluntap]

I wonder how Tony La Russa will handle Boston's labyrinthine roads after a dozen or so at Cask 'n Flagon.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2017/11/tony-la-russa-to-join-red-sox-organization.html

[Canadouche]

The only free agent I'm super keen on the Cubs acquiring is the Hawk.