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Re: The Tyler "It's time for me to start playin' ball" Chatwood Sloogetacular
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2017, 09:26:37 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 12, 2017, 05:59:24 PM
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Quote from: Oleg on December 12, 2017, 02:56:51 PM
I guess Chatwood sounds Jewish.

Having no other background on him, I'd venture he's a better Jew than Oleg or me.

Indeed.  I'm a better jew than either of you.

Ali's a better jew than either of them and she almost forgot to light the candles tonight.
Thanks for reminding me.  Tonight is first night of Hanukkah.  8 days from now I will be about 10 pounds heavier because of a diet of Donna's potato latkes.

I had my body weight in latkes last night.

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Re: The Tyler "It's time for me to start playin' ball" Chatwood Sloogetacular
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2017, 09:58:21 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on December 13, 2017, 09:26:37 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 12, 2017, 05:59:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 12, 2017, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 12, 2017, 03:56:33 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 12, 2017, 03:14:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 12, 2017, 02:56:51 PM
I guess Chatwood sounds Jewish.

Having no other background on him, I'd venture he's a better Jew than Oleg or me.

Indeed.  I'm a better jew than either of you.

Ali's a better jew than either of them and she almost forgot to light the candles tonight.
Thanks for reminding me.  Tonight is first night of Hanukkah.  8 days from now I will be about 10 pounds heavier because of a diet of Donna's potato latkes.

I had my body weight in latkes last night.

You should have stopped at your height.
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Re: The Tyler "It's time for me to start playin' ball" Chatwood Sloogetacular
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2017, 10:42:36 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on December 13, 2017, 09:26:37 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 12, 2017, 05:59:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 12, 2017, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 12, 2017, 03:56:33 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 12, 2017, 03:14:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 12, 2017, 02:56:51 PM
I guess Chatwood sounds Jewish.

Having no other background on him, I'd venture he's a better Jew than Oleg or me.

Indeed.  I'm a better jew than either of you.

Ali's a better jew than either of them and she almost forgot to light the candles tonight.
Thanks for reminding me.  Tonight is first night of Hanukkah.  8 days from now I will be about 10 pounds heavier because of a diet of Donna's potato latkes.

I had my body weight in latkes last night.

I also had 2 latkes yesterday.  And to paraphrase, what am I, chopped liver?
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Re: The Tyler "It's time for me to start playin' ball" Chatwood Sloogetacular
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2017, 12:33:54 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 13, 2017, 09:58:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 13, 2017, 09:26:37 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 12, 2017, 05:59:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 12, 2017, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 12, 2017, 03:56:33 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 12, 2017, 03:14:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 12, 2017, 02:56:51 PM
I guess Chatwood sounds Jewish.

Having no other background on him, I'd venture he's a better Jew than Oleg or me.

Indeed.  I'm a better jew than either of you.

Ali's a better jew than either of them and she almost forgot to light the candles tonight.
Thanks for reminding me.  Tonight is first night of Hanukkah.  8 days from now I will be about 10 pounds heavier because of a diet of Donna's potato latkes.

I had my body weight in latkes last night.

You should have stopped at your height.

Why?  They were delicious.

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Re: The Tyler "It's time for me to start playin' ball" Chatwood Sloogetacular
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2017, 01:38:42 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on December 13, 2017, 12:33:54 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 13, 2017, 09:58:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 13, 2017, 09:26:37 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 12, 2017, 05:59:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 12, 2017, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 12, 2017, 03:56:33 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 12, 2017, 03:14:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 12, 2017, 02:56:51 PM
I guess Chatwood sounds Jewish.

Having no other background on him, I'd venture he's a better Jew than Oleg or me.

Indeed.  I'm a better jew than either of you.

Ali's a better jew than either of them and she almost forgot to light the candles tonight.
Thanks for reminding me.  Tonight is first night of Hanukkah.  8 days from now I will be about 10 pounds heavier because of a diet of Donna's potato latkes.

I had my body weight in latkes last night.

You should have stopped at your height.

Why?  They were delicious.

My Catholic wife absolutely nailed Hannukah dinner last night. Homemade latkes from raw potatoes, brisket, the works. 

I had at least 8 latkes and I'm planning on having the remaining ones for lunch today. 

I haven't felt this Jewish since I was 13.
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Bump for 7 shutout innings and the game winning RBI.

Last two starts combined: 13IP 1ER 8BB 9K, WHIP of 1.077

That'll do for your 5.
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Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 30, 2018, 08:25:21 AM
Bump for 7 shutout innings and the game winning RBI.

Last two starts combined: 13IP 1ER 8BB 9K, WHIP of 1.077

That'll do for your 5.

I'd rather have a guy who doesn't walk 8 in 13 innings, so let's not hand him the Fifth Starter Cy Young just yet.
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Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 30, 2018, 11:10:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 30, 2018, 08:25:21 AM
Bump for 7 shutout innings and the game winning RBI.

Last two starts combined: 13IP 1ER 8BB 9K, WHIP of 1.077

That'll do for your 5.

I'd rather have a guy who doesn't walk 8 in 13 innings, so let's not hand him the Fifth Starter Cy Young just yet.
What are you guys talking about?  This is the potato latke thread.
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Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 30, 2018, 11:10:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 30, 2018, 08:25:21 AM
Bump for 7 shutout innings and the game winning RBI.

Last two starts combined: 13IP 1ER 8BB 9K, WHIP of 1.077

That'll do for your 5.

I'd rather have a guy who doesn't walk 8 in 13 innings, so let's not hand him the Fifth Starter Cy Young just yet.

Walks aren't a bug with Chatwood, they're a feature. He only gave up 6 hits along with those 8 walks, so it's fine for your 5. Let's see if he and Hickey can work together on getting better command, but he's fine for a guy who can take the ball every 5 games before grabbing some bench in the postseason.
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Quote from: CBStew on April 30, 2018, 12:01:09 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 30, 2018, 11:10:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 30, 2018, 08:25:21 AM
Bump for 7 shutout innings and the game winning RBI.

Last two starts combined: 13IP 1ER 8BB 9K, WHIP of 1.077

That'll do for your 5.

I'd rather have a guy who doesn't walk 8 in 13 innings, so let's not hand him the Fifth Starter Cy Young just yet.
What are you guys talking about?  This is the potato latke thread.
Sour cream >>> apple sauce

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Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 01, 2018, 08:39:51 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 30, 2018, 12:01:09 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 30, 2018, 11:10:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 30, 2018, 08:25:21 AM
Bump for 7 shutout innings and the game winning RBI.

Last two starts combined: 13IP 1ER 8BB 9K, WHIP of 1.077

That'll do for your 5.

I'd rather have a guy who doesn't walk 8 in 13 innings, so let's not hand him the Fifth Starter Cy Young just yet.
What are you guys talking about?  This is the potato latke thread.
Sour cream >>> apple sauce

I'm not jewish but 1000X this.  Sour cream on latkes is the only way to go.  Apple sauce can lick my taint.
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we call them potato pancakes because I don't know if I actually met a Jewish person before college growing up in Bugtussle, but my Grandpa used to make them every Sunday and I haven't actually had them since he passed but man were they good with sour cream.
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Where's the thread about blintzes?
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Quote from: Huey Potatohead on May 01, 2018, 11:10:39 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 01, 2018, 08:39:51 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 30, 2018, 12:01:09 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 30, 2018, 11:10:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 30, 2018, 08:25:21 AM
Bump for 7 shutout innings and the game winning RBI.

Last two starts combined: 13IP 1ER 8BB 9K, WHIP of 1.077

That'll do for your 5.

I'd rather have a guy who doesn't walk 8 in 13 innings, so let's not hand him the Fifth Starter Cy Young just yet.
What are you guys talking about?  This is the potato latke thread.
Sour cream >>> apple sauce

I'm not jewish but 1000X this.  Sour cream on latkes is the only way to go.  Apple sauce can lick my taint.

Just had some at lunch earlier and politely told the waiter to just bring sour cream, but I think the message was still loud and clear.
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Quote from: Huey Potatohead on May 01, 2018, 11:10:39 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 01, 2018, 08:39:51 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 30, 2018, 12:01:09 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 30, 2018, 11:10:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 30, 2018, 08:25:21 AM
Bump for 7 shutout innings and the game winning RBI.

Last two starts combined: 13IP 1ER 8BB 9K, WHIP of 1.077

That'll do for your 5.

I'd rather have a guy who doesn't walk 8 in 13 innings, so let's not hand him the Fifth Starter Cy Young just yet.
What are you guys talking about?  This is the potato latke thread.
Sour cream >>> apple sauce

I'm not jewish but 1000X this.  Sour cream on latkes is the only way to go.  Apple sauce can lick my taint.
One of the manifestations of my ethnicity is lactose intolerance, so until I can find lactose free sour cream I have to go with apple sauce. 
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