Mother gets her revenge...

[Quality Start Machine]

Jerry Van Dyke, age 86, complications from a automobile accident.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

[Tonker]

Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

Much as Chuck's pedantry is annoying, he's right: nearly everybody who thinks they have a goatee actually has a van Dyke, which is a goatee with connecting moustache.  A goatee is, of course, named after the beard of the goat, which doesn't have a moustache.  I have the exact opposite of a goatee.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

Much as Chuck's pedantry is annoying, he's right: nearly everybody who thinks they have a goatee actually has a van Dyke, which is a goatee with connecting moustache.  A goatee is, of course, named after the beard of the goat, which doesn't have a moustache.  I have the exact opposite of a goatee.

A goatass?

[Tonker]

Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

Much as Chuck's pedantry is annoying, he's right: nearly everybody who thinks they have a goatee actually has a van Dyke, which is a goatee with connecting moustache.  A goatee is, of course, named after the beard of the goat, which doesn't have a moustache.  I have the exact opposite of a goatee.

A goatass?

No, Chuck.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

Much as Chuck's pedantry is annoying, he's right: nearly everybody who thinks they have a goatee actually has a van Dyke, which is a goatee with connecting moustache.  A goatee is, of course, named after the beard of the goat, which doesn't have a moustache.  I have the exact opposite of a goatee.

A goatass?

No, Chuck.

And now we're back to normal.  You're welcome.

[Bort]

Luther Van Dam deserved better than this thread.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Luther Van Dam deserved better than this thread.

Out-coached?

[Brownie]

Why are we arguing about facial hair when Yeti needs to be putting up the Deadpool post.

[Saul Goodman]

*by cracky*

[Wheezer]

Why are we arguing about facial hair when Yeti needs to be putting up the Deadpool post.

I do intend to list my unsubmitted Post-Its when this comes to pass.