2018: Everyone is the Worst

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Picks
Scoreboard
Status Board

Just the Facts

Players: 13
Picks: 104

Most popular: Kirk Douglas (5 picks)
Oldest: Herman Wouk (102 years, 216 days)
Youngest: Sophia Gall (16 years, 88 days)

Median age: 74 years, 262 days


The Wheezer M. Wheezer Memorial Award for Unnatural Selection goes to...

flannj: 9 picks unique for 2018, 7 picks unique all time


The Unoriginal Q. Forklift Award for Obvious Picks That Are Obvious goes to...

Big Drinky: 3 picks unique for 2018, 0 picks unique all time


The Thrillho P. Tank Award for Lazy Assholing goes to...

CT: 10 picks rolled over from 2017


The Irish Ped-y "Too Old" Award for Youth Prospecting goes to...

Yeti: average list age of 47 years, 102 days


The Huard O. Patoets Award for Achievement in Gerontology goes to...

TEC: average list age of 90 years, 328 days

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Mr. and Mrs. Populars

Kirk Douglas (5 picks)
William Perry (3 picks)
Donald Trump (3 picks)
John McCain (3 picks)
Bob Newhart (3 picks)
Dick Van Dyke (3 picks)
George H.W. Bush (3 picks)
Leah Bracknell (2 picks)
Linda Nolan (2 picks)
Steve Bannon (2 picks)
Jerry Sloan (2 picks)
Queen Elizabeth II (2 picks)
Jimmy Carter (2 picks)
Robert Mugabe (2 picks)
Bob Dole (2 picks)
Henry Kissinger (2 picks)
Stan Lee (2 picks)


Century Club

Herman Wouk (102 years)
Kirk Douglas (101 years)
I.M. Pei (100 years)


Nonagenarian Nation

Billy Graham (99 years)
Hugh Downs (96 years)
Carl Reiner (95 years)
Stan Lee (95 years)
Henry Kissinger (94 years)
Bob Dole (94 years)
Robert Mugabe (93 years)
George H.W. Bush (93 years)
Jimmy Carter (93 years)
Johnny Lujack (92 years)
Marv Levy (92 years)
Dick Van Dyke (92 years)
Queen Elizabeth II (91 years)
Mel Brooks (91 years)
William J. Perry (90 years)
Vin Scully (90 years)


Under-40s

Sophia Gall (16 years)
Rebecca Schofield (17 years)
Sammy Basso (22 years)
Dylann Roof (23 years)
Ben Suisala (27 years)
Lindsay Lohan (31 years)
Eric Trump (33 years)
Ivanka Trump (36 years)
Jared Kushner (36 years)
Matt Cappotelli (38 years)
Milton Bradley (39 years)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

We bid farewell to 2017's dead

Mary Tyler Moore (5 picks in 2017)
Joost van der Westhuizen (3 picks in 2017)
Glen Campbell (2 picks in 2017)
Gord Downie (2 picks in 2017)
Adam West (1 pick in 2017)
Bobby Heenan (1 pick in 2017)
Bruce Forsyth (1 pick in 2017)
Danielle Kemp (1 pick in 2017)
Don Rickles (1 pick in 2017)
Fats Domino (1 pick in 2017)
Jerry Lewis (1 pick in 2017)
Jimmy Snuka (1 pick in 2017)
John Hurt (1 pick in 2017)
Rose Marie (1 pick in 2017)
Scott Putesky (1 pick in 2017)
Smith Hart (1 pick in 2017)
Y.A. Tittle (1 pick in 2017)


45 survivors of 2017 retired from competition

Shannen Doherty (5 picks in 2017)
Tom Brokaw (2 picks in 2017)
Abdelaziz Bouteflik (1 pick in 2017)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (1 pick in 2017)
Alvin Yellon (1 pick in 2017)
Beverly Cleary (1 pick in 2017)
Brian Dennehy (1 pick in 2017)
Carissa Gleeson (1 pick in 2017)
Cher (1 pick in 2017)
Chris Berman (1 pick in 2017)
Chuck Gitles (1 pick in 2017)
David Thorstad (1 pick in 2017)
Domina Eberle Spencer (1 pick in 2017)
Doris Day (1 pick in 2017)
Erich von Daeniken (1 pick in 2017)
Estelle Harris (1 pick in 2017)
Greg Gilbert (1 pick in 2017)
Henry Hermann Bauer (1 pick in 2017)
Jack Welch (1 pick in 2017)
Jim Lovell (1 pick in 2017)
Joe Ricketts (1 pick in 2017)
Kim Jong-un (1 pick in 2017)
Lamar Odom (1 pick in 2017)
Lawrence Ferlinghetti (1 pick in 2017)
Little Richard (1 pick in 2017)
Liz Sheridan (1 pick in 2017)
Maurine Meleck (1 pick in 2017)
Mikhail Gorbachev (1 pick in 2017)
Noah Bublé (1 pick in 2017)
Phil Spector (1 pick in 2017)
Pope Benedict XVI (1 pick in 2017)
Regis Philbin (1 pick in 2017)
Richard M. Daley (1 pick in 2017)
Richard Overton (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Carew (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Gilmore (1 pick in 2017)
Ruggero Santilli (1 pick in 2017)
Sinead O'Connor (1 pick in 2017)
Tex Watson (1 pick in 2017)
Tim Curry (1 pick in 2017)
Titus Young (1 pick in 2017)
Whitey Ford (1 pick in 2017)
Yoko Ono (1 pick in 2017)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Rolling over from 2017

Kirk Douglas (5 picks)
Donald Trump (3 picks)
George H.W. Bush (3 picks)
Dick Van Dyke (3 picks, +2 from 2017)
Bob Newhart (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
William Perry (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
Henry Kissinger (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Jimmy Carter (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Leah Bracknell (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Stan Lee (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Steve Bannon (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Robert Mugabe (2 picks)
Bob Dole (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Queen Elizabeth II (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Ed O'Bradovich (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Valerie Harper (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Vin Scully (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Billy Graham (1 pick)
Carl Reiner (1 pick)
Frank Welker (1 pick)
Herman Wouk (1 pick)
I.M. Pei (1 pick)
Jerry Lee Lewis (1 pick)
Johnny Lujack (1 pick)
Mel Brooks (1 pick)
Michael Madigan (1 pick)
Mike Donohue (1 pick)
Nick Nolte (1 pick)
Nigel Farage (1 pick)
Otis Rush (1 pick)
Ray Kurzweil (1 pick)
Rupert Murdoch (1 pick)
Shoko Asahara (1 pick)
Stan Mikita (1 pick)
Ted Nugent (1 pick)
Ted Turner (1 pick)
Terry Boers (1 pick)
Tommy Chong (1 pick)
Walter Mondale (1 pick)


Comeback kids

Bart Starr (last seen 2010)
Bill Murray (last seen 2010)
O.J. Brigance (last seen 2010)
William Shatner (last seen 2010)
Larry King (last seen 2011)
Michael Douglas (last seen 2011)
Willie Mays (last seen 2012)
Dianne Feinstein (last seen 2013)
Lindsay Lohan (last seen 2013)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (last seen 2013)
Vince McMahon (last seen 2013)
Steve Gleason (last seen 2014)
Aretha Franklin (last seen 2015)
Tom Sizemore (last seen 2015)


2018 rookie class

John McCain (3 picks)
Jerry Sloan (2 picks)
Linda Nolan (2 picks)
Ben Suisala (1 pick)
Bill Clinton (1 pick)
Bill Cosby (1 pick)
Bill O'Reilly (1 pick)
Billy Corgan (1 pick)
Billy Dee Williams (1 pick)
Billy Williams (1 pick)
Buckethead (1 pick)
Chuck Schumer (1 pick)
Colin Butts (1 pick)
Devin Lima (1 pick)
Dick Durbin (1 pick)
Donald Trump Jr. (1 pick)
Dylann Roof (1 pick)
Emperor Akihito (1 pick)
Eric Trump (1 pick)
Henry Winkler (1 pick)
Hugh Downs (1 pick)
Ivanka Trump (1 pick)
Jared Kushner (1 pick)
Jeff Curro (1 pick)
Jim Frey (1 pick)
Joan London (1 pick)
John Stevens (1 pick)
Marv Levy (1 pick)
Matt Cappotelli (1 pick)
Melania Trump (1 pick)
Mike Cernovich (1 pick)
Mike Flynn (1 pick)
Mike Pence (1 pick)
Milton Bradley (1 pick)
Mitch McConnell (1 pick)
Nancy Pelosi (1 pick)
Olivia Newton-John (1 pick)
Orrin Hatch (1 pick)
Patrick Leahy (1 pick)
Peter King (1 pick)
Phil Lesh (1 pick)
Rebecca Schofield (1 pick)
Robert Mueller (1 pick)
Sam Huff (1 pick)
Sammy Basso (1 pick)
Saturo Anzaki (1 pick)
Sophia Gall (1 pick)
Stefan Karl Stefansson (1 pick)
Steven Mnuchin (1 pick)
Wilfred Benitez (1 pick)
William J. Perry (1 pick)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bonus content: Dead Pool through the ages

9 years, 34 players, 666 "celebrities," 125 deaths

25 most popular picks 2010–2018

We should really just name this thing after Kirk Douglas...



Of 666 people picked since 2010, only four have been selected every single year...

Kirk Douglas (35 picks)
Jimmy Carter (22 picks)
Billy Graham (14 picks)
Nick Nolte (9 picks)*

*An annual PenFoe family tradition


Oldest, youngest and median picks 2010–2018

Ages have ranged from 1 year old (the cast of the Jersey Shore as a cast in 2010) to 111 years old (Richard Overton in 2017), with a median age of 75...




New vs. old picks 2010–2018

Roughly half of our picks each year are brand new...




Picks vs. deaths 2010–2017

And our kills are fairly steady at 15.625 per year...



But, after a two-year dip, our deaths-per-pick kill efficiency continues to improve...




Total points 2010–2017




Total kills 2010–2017




Points per kill 2010–2017

[Tonker]

[flannj]

I've just keeled over.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

What is this sorcery?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Points per kill 2010–2017


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Ni.ce

[CT III]

Now wait just a goddamned minute...

45 survivors of 2017 retired from competition

Shannen Doherty (5 picks in 2017)
Tom Brokaw (2 picks in 2017)
Abdelaziz Bouteflik (1 pick in 2017)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (1 pick in 2017)
Alvin Yellon (1 pick in 2017)
Beverly Cleary (1 pick in 2017)
Brian Dennehy (1 pick in 2017)
Carissa Gleeson (1 pick in 2017)
Cher (1 pick in 2017)
Chris Berman (1 pick in 2017)
Chuck Gitles (1 pick in 2017)
David Thorstad (1 pick in 2017)
Domina Eberle Spencer (1 pick in 2017)
Doris Day (1 pick in 2017)
Erich von Daeniken (1 pick in 2017)
Estelle Harris (1 pick in 2017)
Frank Welker (1 pick in 2017)
Greg Gilbert (1 pick in 2017)
Henry Hermann Bauer (1 pick in 2017)
Jack Welch (1 pick in 2017)
Jim Lovell (1 pick in 2017)
Joe Ricketts (1 pick in 2017)
Kim Jong-un (1 pick in 2017)
Lamar Odom (1 pick in 2017)
Lawrence Ferlinghetti (1 pick in 2017)
Little Richard (1 pick in 2017)
Liz Sheridan (1 pick in 2017)
Maurine Meleck (1 pick in 2017)
Mikhail Gorbachev (1 pick in 2017)
Noah Bublé (1 pick in 2017)
Phil Spector (1 pick in 2017)
Pope Benedict XVI (1 pick in 2017)
Regis Philbin (1 pick in 2017)
Richard M. Daley (1 pick in 2017)
Richard Overton (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Carew (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Gilmore (1 pick in 2017)
Ruggero Santilli (1 pick in 2017)
Sinead O'Connor (1 pick in 2017)
Tex Watson (1 pick in 2017)
Tim Curry (1 pick in 2017)
Titus Young (1 pick in 2017)
Whitey Ford (1 pick in 2017)
Yoko Ono (1 pick in 2017)

Rolling over from 2017

Kirk Douglas (5 picks)
Donald Trump (3 picks)
George H.W. Bush (3 picks)
Dick Van Dyke (3 picks, +2 from 2017)
Bob Newhart (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
William Perry (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
Henry Kissinger (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Jimmy Carter (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Leah Bracknell (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Stan Lee (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Steve Bannon (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Robert Mugabe (2 picks)
Bob Dole (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Queen Elizabeth II (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Ed O'Bradovich (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Valerie Harper (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Vin Scully (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Billy Graham (1 pick)
Carl Reiner (1 pick)
Frank Welker (1 pick)
Herman Wouk (1 pick)
I.M. Pei (1 pick)
Jerry Lee Lewis (1 pick)
Johnny Lujack (1 pick)
Mel Brooks (1 pick)
Michael Madigan (1 pick)
Mike Donohue (1 pick)
Nick Nolte (1 pick)
Nigel Farage (1 pick)
Otis Rush (1 pick)
Ray Kurzweil (1 pick)
Rupert Murdoch (1 pick)
Shoko Asahara (1 pick)
Stan Mikita (1 pick)
Ted Nugent (1 pick)
Ted Turner (1 pick)
Terry Boers (1 pick)
Tommy Chong (1 pick)
Walter Mondale (1 pick)

*snorts* I hope somebody got fired for that boner.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Now wait just a goddamned minute...

45 survivors of 2017 retired from competition

Shannen Doherty (5 picks in 2017)
Tom Brokaw (2 picks in 2017)
Abdelaziz Bouteflik (1 pick in 2017)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (1 pick in 2017)
Alvin Yellon (1 pick in 2017)
Beverly Cleary (1 pick in 2017)
Brian Dennehy (1 pick in 2017)
Carissa Gleeson (1 pick in 2017)
Cher (1 pick in 2017)
Chris Berman (1 pick in 2017)
Chuck Gitles (1 pick in 2017)
David Thorstad (1 pick in 2017)
Domina Eberle Spencer (1 pick in 2017)
Doris Day (1 pick in 2017)
Erich von Daeniken (1 pick in 2017)
Estelle Harris (1 pick in 2017)
Frank Welker (1 pick in 2017)
Greg Gilbert (1 pick in 2017)
Henry Hermann Bauer (1 pick in 2017)
Jack Welch (1 pick in 2017)
Jim Lovell (1 pick in 2017)
Joe Ricketts (1 pick in 2017)
Kim Jong-un (1 pick in 2017)
Lamar Odom (1 pick in 2017)
Lawrence Ferlinghetti (1 pick in 2017)
Little Richard (1 pick in 2017)
Liz Sheridan (1 pick in 2017)
Maurine Meleck (1 pick in 2017)
Mikhail Gorbachev (1 pick in 2017)
Noah Bublé (1 pick in 2017)
Phil Spector (1 pick in 2017)
Pope Benedict XVI (1 pick in 2017)
Regis Philbin (1 pick in 2017)
Richard M. Daley (1 pick in 2017)
Richard Overton (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Carew (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Gilmore (1 pick in 2017)
Ruggero Santilli (1 pick in 2017)
Sinead O'Connor (1 pick in 2017)
Tex Watson (1 pick in 2017)
Tim Curry (1 pick in 2017)
Titus Young (1 pick in 2017)
Whitey Ford (1 pick in 2017)
Yoko Ono (1 pick in 2017)

Rolling over from 2017

Kirk Douglas (5 picks)
Donald Trump (3 picks)
George H.W. Bush (3 picks)
Dick Van Dyke (3 picks, +2 from 2017)
Bob Newhart (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
William Perry (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
Henry Kissinger (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Jimmy Carter (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Leah Bracknell (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Stan Lee (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Steve Bannon (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Robert Mugabe (2 picks)
Bob Dole (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Queen Elizabeth II (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Ed O'Bradovich (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Valerie Harper (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Vin Scully (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Billy Graham (1 pick)
Carl Reiner (1 pick)
Frank Welker (1 pick)
Herman Wouk (1 pick)
I.M. Pei (1 pick)
Jerry Lee Lewis (1 pick)
Johnny Lujack (1 pick)
Mel Brooks (1 pick)
Michael Madigan (1 pick)
Mike Donohue (1 pick)
Nick Nolte (1 pick)
Nigel Farage (1 pick)
Otis Rush (1 pick)
Ray Kurzweil (1 pick)
Rupert Murdoch (1 pick)
Shoko Asahara (1 pick)
Stan Mikita (1 pick)
Ted Nugent (1 pick)
Ted Turner (1 pick)
Terry Boers (1 pick)
Tommy Chong (1 pick)
Walter Mondale (1 pick)

*snorts* I hope somebody got fired for that boner.

Yeti originally entered it in as "Frank Weller." (He later corrected it, but not until after "Weller" had already gotten into my other spreadsheet. I caught it and some other discrepancies later, but fucked up in correcting the record.)

We regret the error and those responsible have been sacked...

[Yeti]

Now wait just a goddamned minute...

45 survivors of 2017 retired from competition

Shannen Doherty (5 picks in 2017)
Tom Brokaw (2 picks in 2017)
Abdelaziz Bouteflik (1 pick in 2017)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (1 pick in 2017)
Alvin Yellon (1 pick in 2017)
Beverly Cleary (1 pick in 2017)
Brian Dennehy (1 pick in 2017)
Carissa Gleeson (1 pick in 2017)
Cher (1 pick in 2017)
Chris Berman (1 pick in 2017)
Chuck Gitles (1 pick in 2017)
David Thorstad (1 pick in 2017)
Domina Eberle Spencer (1 pick in 2017)
Doris Day (1 pick in 2017)
Erich von Daeniken (1 pick in 2017)
Estelle Harris (1 pick in 2017)
Frank Welker (1 pick in 2017)
Greg Gilbert (1 pick in 2017)
Henry Hermann Bauer (1 pick in 2017)
Jack Welch (1 pick in 2017)
Jim Lovell (1 pick in 2017)
Joe Ricketts (1 pick in 2017)
Kim Jong-un (1 pick in 2017)
Lamar Odom (1 pick in 2017)
Lawrence Ferlinghetti (1 pick in 2017)
Little Richard (1 pick in 2017)
Liz Sheridan (1 pick in 2017)
Maurine Meleck (1 pick in 2017)
Mikhail Gorbachev (1 pick in 2017)
Noah Bublé (1 pick in 2017)
Phil Spector (1 pick in 2017)
Pope Benedict XVI (1 pick in 2017)
Regis Philbin (1 pick in 2017)
Richard M. Daley (1 pick in 2017)
Richard Overton (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Carew (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Gilmore (1 pick in 2017)
Ruggero Santilli (1 pick in 2017)
Sinead O'Connor (1 pick in 2017)
Tex Watson (1 pick in 2017)
Tim Curry (1 pick in 2017)
Titus Young (1 pick in 2017)
Whitey Ford (1 pick in 2017)
Yoko Ono (1 pick in 2017)

Rolling over from 2017

Kirk Douglas (5 picks)
Donald Trump (3 picks)
George H.W. Bush (3 picks)
Dick Van Dyke (3 picks, +2 from 2017)
Bob Newhart (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
William Perry (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
Henry Kissinger (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Jimmy Carter (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Leah Bracknell (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Stan Lee (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Steve Bannon (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Robert Mugabe (2 picks)
Bob Dole (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Queen Elizabeth II (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Ed O'Bradovich (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Valerie Harper (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Vin Scully (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Billy Graham (1 pick)
Carl Reiner (1 pick)
Frank Welker (1 pick)
Herman Wouk (1 pick)
I.M. Pei (1 pick)
Jerry Lee Lewis (1 pick)
Johnny Lujack (1 pick)
Mel Brooks (1 pick)
Michael Madigan (1 pick)
Mike Donohue (1 pick)
Nick Nolte (1 pick)
Nigel Farage (1 pick)
Otis Rush (1 pick)
Ray Kurzweil (1 pick)
Rupert Murdoch (1 pick)
Shoko Asahara (1 pick)
Stan Mikita (1 pick)
Ted Nugent (1 pick)
Ted Turner (1 pick)
Terry Boers (1 pick)
Tommy Chong (1 pick)
Walter Mondale (1 pick)

*snorts* I hope somebody got fired for that boner.

Yeti originally entered it in as "Frank Weller." (He later corrected it, but not until after "Weller" had already gotten into my other spreadsheet. I caught it and some other discrepancies later, but fucked up in correcting the record.)

We regret the error and those responsible have been sacked...

Whoever that is has some nice gams

[CT III]

I feel like an ingrate now, so thank you both for your sacrifice.

Also, I wanted to highlight it because it reminded me of the time that BC put the same team in both his "most underrated" and "most overrated" categories in a college basketball preview.

Never forget.

[Tonker]

Now wait just a goddamned minute...

45 survivors of 2017 retired from competition

Shannen Doherty (5 picks in 2017)
Tom Brokaw (2 picks in 2017)
Abdelaziz Bouteflik (1 pick in 2017)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (1 pick in 2017)
Alvin Yellon (1 pick in 2017)
Beverly Cleary (1 pick in 2017)
Brian Dennehy (1 pick in 2017)
Carissa Gleeson (1 pick in 2017)
Cher (1 pick in 2017)
Chris Berman (1 pick in 2017)
Chuck Gitles (1 pick in 2017)
David Thorstad (1 pick in 2017)
Domina Eberle Spencer (1 pick in 2017)
Doris Day (1 pick in 2017)
Erich von Daeniken (1 pick in 2017)
Estelle Harris (1 pick in 2017)
Frank Welker (1 pick in 2017)
Greg Gilbert (1 pick in 2017)
Henry Hermann Bauer (1 pick in 2017)
Jack Welch (1 pick in 2017)
Jim Lovell (1 pick in 2017)
Joe Ricketts (1 pick in 2017)
Kim Jong-un (1 pick in 2017)
Lamar Odom (1 pick in 2017)
Lawrence Ferlinghetti (1 pick in 2017)
Little Richard (1 pick in 2017)
Liz Sheridan (1 pick in 2017)
Maurine Meleck (1 pick in 2017)
Mikhail Gorbachev (1 pick in 2017)
Noah Bublé (1 pick in 2017)
Phil Spector (1 pick in 2017)
Pope Benedict XVI (1 pick in 2017)
Regis Philbin (1 pick in 2017)
Richard M. Daley (1 pick in 2017)
Richard Overton (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Carew (1 pick in 2017)
Rod Gilmore (1 pick in 2017)
Ruggero Santilli (1 pick in 2017)
Sinead O'Connor (1 pick in 2017)
Tex Watson (1 pick in 2017)
Tim Curry (1 pick in 2017)
Titus Young (1 pick in 2017)
Whitey Ford (1 pick in 2017)
Yoko Ono (1 pick in 2017)

Rolling over from 2017

Kirk Douglas (5 picks)
Donald Trump (3 picks)
George H.W. Bush (3 picks)
Dick Van Dyke (3 picks, +2 from 2017)
Bob Newhart (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
William Perry (3 picks, +1 from 2017)
Henry Kissinger (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Jimmy Carter (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Leah Bracknell (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Stan Lee (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Steve Bannon (2 picks, +1 from 2017)
Robert Mugabe (2 picks)
Bob Dole (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Queen Elizabeth II (2 picks, -1 from 2017)
Ed O'Bradovich (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Valerie Harper (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Vin Scully (1 pick, -1 from 2017)
Billy Graham (1 pick)
Carl Reiner (1 pick)
Frank Welker (1 pick)
Herman Wouk (1 pick)
I.M. Pei (1 pick)
Jerry Lee Lewis (1 pick)
Johnny Lujack (1 pick)
Mel Brooks (1 pick)
Michael Madigan (1 pick)
Mike Donohue (1 pick)
Nick Nolte (1 pick)
Nigel Farage (1 pick)
Otis Rush (1 pick)
Ray Kurzweil (1 pick)
Rupert Murdoch (1 pick)
Shoko Asahara (1 pick)
Stan Mikita (1 pick)
Ted Nugent (1 pick)
Ted Turner (1 pick)
Terry Boers (1 pick)
Tommy Chong (1 pick)
Walter Mondale (1 pick)

*snorts* I hope somebody got fired for that boner.

Yeti originally entered it in as "Frank Weller." (He later corrected it, but not until after "Weller" had already gotten into my other spreadsheet. I caught it and some other discrepancies later, but fucked up in correcting the record.)

We regret the error and those responsible have been sacked...

Whoever that is has some nice gams

8/10 would definitely fap to again.

[PenFoe]