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Wheezer

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Pickles O'Wheezer
« on: March 05, 2018, 02:29:11 AM »
Raised him from a seed, and now he's in the freezer.
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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2018, 04:48:50 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on March 05, 2018, 02:29:11 AM
Raised him from a seed, and now he's in the freezer.

I'm sorry to hear that, Wheez.
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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2018, 01:40:33 PM »
My condolences.
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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2018, 02:21:19 PM »
Sorry, man.
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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2018, 03:29:39 PM »
I hate saying goodbye to pets. Absolute worst.

Wheezer

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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2018, 09:53:32 PM »
I found a nice spot behind the MSI lagoon and dug the grave with my hands. Thank you for your condolences.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2018, 11:10:57 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 05, 2018, 03:29:39 PM
I hate saying goodbye to pets. Absolute worst.

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Wheezer

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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2018, 06:22:59 PM »
As video embedding isn't enabled, I'll do it this way. The version by Reverend Gary Davis is also good.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2018, 04:03:54 PM »
Sorry, Wheezer... that sucks man.

flannj

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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2018, 04:37:29 PM »
It does suck Wheez.
My condolences.

If I may suggest, go find a dog to pet.
It helps.
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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2018, 04:45:21 PM »
My condolences, Wheezer.




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Re: Pickles O'Wheezer
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2018, 05:31:59 PM »
Good Lord Huey.

But I did laugh.
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