The Wheezer self-indulgence thread

[Wheezer]

I can scarcely imagine what Grandpa Jones, given his vow to hunt the man who invented Daylight Saving Time, would have done to the bastard who came up with low-flow toilets.

Yum, yum!!!

You have to "flush" the goddamn things four times anyway, including the one where you have to stick in your hand to wipe off the fucking bowl. I prefer the industrial-handle style.

[Tonker]

I can scarcely imagine what Grandpa Jones, given his vow to hunt the man who invented Daylight Saving Time, would have done to the bastard who came up with low-flow toilets.

Yum, yum!!!

You have to "flush" the goddamn things four times anyway, including the one where you have to stick in your hand to wipe off the fucking bowl. I prefer the industrial-handle style.

You could always invest in a bog brush.

[Wheezer]

I can scarcely imagine what Grandpa Jones, given his vow to hunt the man who invented Daylight Saving Time, would have done to the bastard who came up with low-flow toilets.

Yum, yum!!!

You have to "flush" the goddamn things four times anyway, including the one where you have to stick in your hand to wipe off the fucking bowl. I prefer the industrial-handle style.

You could always invest in a bog brush.

Yes, sanitizing a brush every time makes perfect sense. Because you don't have to flush yet an additional time. Oh, wait.

[Wheezer]

I was really hoping for something from "God and Hair," but it's all very formulaic. Sorry, Sky, but the "mysterious hang-gliding accident" was probably a manifestation of Divine irritation.

[Wheezer]

Solomon Burke's version of Proud Mary, which preceded the Turners'. A bit more Solomon seems like a good idea, once I get some more sleep, or bathing, or something.

[Wheezer]

But first, the Van Morrison classic Ring Worm.

[Wheezer]

Back to Solomon:

Party People and, of course, the original of Everybody Needs Somebody. There's one more, but it's quite silly.

[Quality Start Machine]

Back to Solomon:

Party People and, of course, the original of Everybody Needs Somebody. There's one more, but it's quite silly.

This is the one.

[Wheezer]

Back to Solomon:

Party People and, of course, the original of Everybody Needs Somebody. There's one more, but it's quite silly.

This is the one.

No, if you're going to invoke that performance, this is the one. "I need some dancers up here."

[Wheezer]

I suppose here is the place for some live Rascals to follow up Solomon.

[Quality Start Machine]

I suppose here is the place for some live Rascals to follow up Solomon.

It's a shame that they're all still on this side of the grass, they did a killer show on Broadway (Once Upon A Dream) that they took on the road, and now Felix is doing oldies cruises and Eddie is singing Sinatra in NJ. Based upon when I saw them a couple years ago when the show came to Chicago, they've still got tread on their tires.

[Wheezer]

Synchronicity strikes again: General William Booth Enters into Heaven, as composed by Charles Ives. I have the Vachel Lindsay original on vinyl.

[Wheezer]

The Allman Brothers' jam take on "There Is a Mountain." I would liken Donovan to Freud, in the sense of getting a few things right and the rest just plain screwy.

[Wheezer]

Man, there are a lot of atrocious covers of "The Midnight Special." I'm going with Little Richard's.

[Wheezer]

Time for some Hampton Grease Band:

Halifax and Six.