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Re: The Office
« Reply #1470 on: October 15, 2009, 08:46:33 PM »
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DPD. How did this show exist without Andy Bernard? The scene with him laying next to Pam's bed, bragging about sleeping with the bride the night before the wedding, and then admitting he cried all night, was pure greatness.

So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.

Andy is amazing.  Too bad he paid all that money for the honeymoon suite and didn't even get to use it.

An Andy-Erin arc is very promising. I have no idea what it is about Erin, but she's nice.

She smells like his mom.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1471 on: October 15, 2009, 09:08:38 PM »
You would LOVE prison, Oscar.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1472 on: October 16, 2009, 07:39:02 AM »
You have a broken sparktube.  You're car's totalled.  You should get a refund on that.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1473 on: October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM »
Oscar's awesome.

"The coalition for reason is extremely weak."

Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit. 

And he may brag that Jim and Pam didn't know that it was him, but Oscar knew.  I doubt it's a storyline that will get followed up on, but still funny.

This show is solid.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1474 on: October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM »
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1475 on: October 21, 2009, 09:03:06 AM »
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Oscar's awesome.

"The coalition for reason is extremely weak."

Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit. 

And he may brag that Jim and Pam didn't know that it was him, but Oscar knew.  I doubt it's a storyline that will get followed up on, but still funny.

This show is solid.

The scene when Oscar knew he shouldn't call Jim but did it anyhow was great.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1476 on: October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1477 on: October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1478 on: October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!
WHAT THESE FANCY DANS IN CHICAGO THINK THEY DO?

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1479 on: October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1480 on: October 21, 2009, 03:01:31 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

He's Jay Cutler

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1481 on: October 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

As punishment for calling me out, it's Desipio policy to give you the plague.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1482 on: October 21, 2009, 03:48:07 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

As punishment for calling me out, it's Desipio policy to give you the plague. a night with Steve Phillips' mistress.


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Re: The Office
« Reply #1483 on: October 21, 2009, 03:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

As punishment for calling me out, it's Desipio policy to give you the plague.

Uh, that's the "plaque" sir.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1484 on: October 21, 2009, 04:53:57 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 03:51:45 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

As punishment for calling me out, it's Desipio policy to give you the plague.

Uh, that's the "plaque" sir.

Ah yes. The special demotivational plaque to break what's left of your spirit...

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