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Weebs

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Re: The Office
« Reply #885 on: May 19, 2008, 09:49:52 AM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.

I still need to watch that show.  I'm not really a fan of the "laugh track sitcoms," but I hear NPH is incredible in it.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #886 on: May 19, 2008, 09:59:08 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on May 19, 2008, 09:49:52 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.

I still need to watch that show.  I'm not really a fan of the "laugh track sitcoms," but I hear NPH is incredible in it.

It's actually a lot better than I originally gave it credit for. They are real sticklers for continuity, and it is the #1 show for "attainable hot" actresses, especially since they've added Sarah Chalke as a recurring.
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #887 on: May 19, 2008, 10:01:03 AM »
Quote from: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 19, 2008, 09:49:52 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.

I still need to watch that show.  I'm not really a fan of the "laugh track sitcoms," but I hear NPH is incredible in it.

It's actually a lot better than I originally gave it credit for. They are real sticklers for continuity, and it is the #1 show for "attainable hot" actresses, especially since they've added Sarah Chalke as a recurring.

It is a very good show.  Good enough, in fact, that we should make it have it's own thread so we don't keep talking about it in Teh Office one.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #888 on: May 19, 2008, 10:01:36 AM »

Remember how awkward the dinner party was?
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #889 on: May 19, 2008, 10:05:56 AM »
Quote from: TDubbs on May 19, 2008, 10:01:03 AM

It is a very good show.  Good enough, in fact, that we should make it have it's own thread so we don't keep talking about it in Teh Office one.

Done and done.  And I do mean done.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #890 on: May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM »
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

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Re: The Office
« Reply #891 on: May 19, 2008, 11:44:14 AM »
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

For some reason, "turn around, fart sound" was my favorite line.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #892 on: May 19, 2008, 12:01:49 PM »
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #893 on: May 19, 2008, 12:08:33 PM »
Two weeks ago I swore I was done with this show.  The episode was so unfunny it offended my sensibilities.

Since it's on season pass, I watched the season finale last night.  GOLD.  the bit with Kevin being slow was awesome.  A particularly like the interaction between Jim and Michael about how to approach the new girl.

It's obvious by the tone and quality of writing that the writers change every episode.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #894 on: May 19, 2008, 12:12:34 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

For some reason, "turn around, fart sound" was my favorite line.

I liked "cut a fart". I haven't heard that one in a long time.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #895 on: May 19, 2008, 12:14:09 PM »
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:01:49 PM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

It's supposed to be funny because they're stupid lyrics that Michael would write.  I definitely couldn't imagine him writing anything more clever.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #896 on: May 19, 2008, 12:14:35 PM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

For some reason, "turn around, fart sound" was my favorite line.

I liked "cut a fart". I haven't heard that one in a long time.

More sensationalism. How in the hell do you "cut" a fart with a knife? Is anything realistic on this show?

bocaj

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Re: The Office
« Reply #897 on: May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM »
Quote from: Weebs on May 19, 2008, 12:14:09 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:01:49 PM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

It's supposed to be funny because they're stupid lyrics that Michael would write.  I definitely couldn't imagine him writing anything more clever.

Okay, if he actually sang it, I'd probably die laughing. (More of Steve, then of the actual lyrics.) But it was a complete waste of time to read.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #898 on: May 19, 2008, 12:20:49 PM »
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
But it was a complete waste of time to read.

I know that feeling all too well.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #899 on: May 19, 2008, 12:46:55 PM »
Quote from: BH on May 19, 2008, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
But it was a complete waste of time to read.

I know that feeling all too well.

He's in your internet, ruinin' your threads.