The Office

[Weebs]

The quote from the episode, Product Recall, is (Link:  http://www.officequotes.net/no3-20.php):

Jim: [Dressed as Dwight] It's kind of blurry. [puts on his glasses] That's better. [exhales] Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black bear.

Dwight: Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought---

Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: Bears do not--- What is going on--- What are you doing?!

Dwight was preparing to say that bears don't eat beets, not to refute that bears will beat Battlestar Galactica.  This is way too much analysis.

I forgot he said "Bears eat beets"......I hate me.

[*In a Nutsack]

The quote from the episode, Product Recall, is (Link:  http://www.officequotes.net/no3-20.php):

Jim: [Dressed as Dwight] It's kind of blurry. [puts on his glasses] That's better. [exhales] Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black bear.

Dwight: Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought---

Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: Bears do not--- What is going on--- What are you doing?!

Dwight was preparing to say that bears don't eat beets, not to refute that bears will beat Battlestar Galactica.  This is way too much analysis.

I forgot he said "Bears eat beets"......I hate me.

On the other hand, I did research and was right about something.

[5laky]

I hate you all. Intensely.

[Kerm]

I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.

[JD]

I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.

I never realized how much this show sucks. 

[TDubbs]

I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.

I never realized how much this show sucks. 

I didn't either, until I anal-ized it and found out it did.  I'm glad I did.  Anal-ized it, that is.

[Eli]

I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.

If you still had MOD powers, you could erase every single Weebs post in this thread, as well as any post quoting him.  Then we could all pretend it never happened.

[Quality Start Machine]

I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.

I never realized how much this show sucks. 

I didn't either, until I anal-ized it and found out it did.  I'm glad I did.  Anal-ized it, that is.

[RV]

They totally stole Tdubbs shtick about beering two long islands from the barkeep, sil vous plait. Andy was awesome in this episode.

[Weebs]

They totally stole Tdubbs shtick about beering two long islands from the barkeep, sil vous plait. Andy was awesome in this episode.

Andy was the balls, and so was Michael, for once actually being a dick to Wallace because apparently it's his fault that he was used by the chick from Reno 911.

Also, thank Christ the Pam in New York story is finally over.  I hope Ryan will start being a dick again though.  He was a little bitch for these first few episodes.

[Eli]

And he was delightful!

[Quality Start Machine]

And he was delightful!

Kristen Bell needs to be in every TV show ever.

[RV]

You will thank me when they spank thee.

[TDubbs]

They totally stole Tdubbs shtick about beering two long islands from the barkeep, sil vous plait. Andy was awesome in this episode.

It's true what they say, Long Islands in Canada are way stronger.  and they equal bad decisions in a glass.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

They totally stole Tdubbs shtick about beering two long islands from the barkeep, sil vous plait. Andy was awesome in this episode.

It's true what they say, Long Islands in Canada are way stronger.  and they equal bad decisions in a glass.

See...how can this be possible?  The drink is made entirely of alcohol.