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Re: The Office
« Reply #1395 on: September 25, 2009, 09:17:12 PM »
Seriously?  None of you goobs talked about this show?



Well, I won't be the first.



But I liked it.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1396 on: September 28, 2009, 07:51:14 AM »

The Michael/Oscar scene was awesomeness.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1397 on: September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM »
DPD.

Creed and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1398 on: September 29, 2009, 08:30:42 AM »
I really don't think Jim is that good at his job. Him being in charge of operations is going to be an epic failure.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1399 on: September 30, 2009, 12:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
DPD.

Creed and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.

QuoteCreed Barton is Dunder Mifflin's Quality Assurance Director...or as he calls it, "Quabity Ashwitz". A product of the 60's, Creed's memory is extremely poor (for obvious reasons). Aside from forgetting his job title, he often forgets the names of his co-workers too. Angela is "Andrea", Meredith is "Mary Beth", Dwight is "Shruitt", etc. Bound by no moral guidelines, Creed resides in Toronto three nights a week in order to milk the welfare state, shirks nearly all his responsibilities – work and otherwise, and admits to being a kleptomaniac.

Uh-oh, someone doesn't eat the company dog food at NBC.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1400 on: September 30, 2009, 12:22:37 PM »
Quote from: BH on September 29, 2009, 08:30:42 AM
I really don't think Jim is that good at his job. Him being in charge of operations is going to be an epic failure.

I hope they don't go with the cliched plot device of hiring someone who is like Jim from 5 years ago, and Jim having to discipline him.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1401 on: September 30, 2009, 12:26:04 PM »
Wow.  Kevin is spot-on.
Hire Jim Essian!

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1402 on: September 30, 2009, 12:26:32 PM »
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on September 30, 2009, 12:17:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
DPD.

Creed and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.

QuoteCreed Barton is Dunder Mifflin's Quality Assurance Director...or as he calls it, "Quabity Ashwitz". A product of the 60's, Creed's memory is extremely poor (for obvious reasons). Aside from forgetting his job title, he often forgets the names of his co-workers too. Angela is "Andrea", Meredith is "Mary Beth", Dwight is "Shruitt", etc. Bound by no moral guidelines, Creed resides in Toronto three nights a week in order to milk the welfare state, shirks nearly all his responsibilities – work and otherwise, and admits to being a kleptomaniac.

Uh-oh, someone doesn't eat the company dog food at NBC.

Whoever wrote that spelled Bratton wrong.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1403 on: September 30, 2009, 12:32:41 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 30, 2009, 12:26:32 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on September 30, 2009, 12:17:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
DPD.

Creed and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.

QuoteCreed Barton is Dunder Mifflin's Quality Assurance Director...or as he calls it, "Quabity Ashwitz". A product of the 60's, Creed's memory is extremely poor (for obvious reasons). Aside from forgetting his job title, he often forgets the names of his co-workers too. Angela is "Andrea", Meredith is "Mary Beth", Dwight is "Shruitt", etc. Bound by no moral guidelines, Creed resides in Toronto three nights a week in order to milk the welfare state, shirks nearly all his responsibilities – work and otherwise, and admits to being a kleptomaniac.

Uh-oh, someone doesn't eat the company dog food at NBC.

Whoever wrote that spelled Bratton wrong.

And the bobblehead looks nothing like him.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #1404 on: September 30, 2009, 12:35:21 PM »
Quote from: BH on September 30, 2009, 12:32:41 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 30, 2009, 12:26:32 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on September 30, 2009, 12:17:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
DPD.

Creed and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.

QuoteCreed Barton is Dunder Mifflin's Quality Assurance Director...or as he calls it, "Quabity Ashwitz". A product of the 60's, Creed's memory is extremely poor (for obvious reasons). Aside from forgetting his job title, he often forgets the names of his co-workers too. Angela is "Andrea", Meredith is "Mary Beth", Dwight is "Shruitt", etc. Bound by no moral guidelines, Creed resides in Toronto three nights a week in order to milk the welfare state, shirks nearly all his responsibilities – work and otherwise, and admits to being a kleptomaniac.

Uh-oh, someone doesn't eat the company dog food at NBC.

Whoever wrote that spelled Bratton wrong.

And the bobblehead looks nothing like him.

Yeah, I've got the Creed, along with the Michael and Dwight...the Dwight looks almost cartoonish, the Michael looks reasonably realistic,and the Creed looks like Neil Patrick Harris.

Still, a damn sight better than last year's Jonathan Toews bobblehead that looks like Barack Obama.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1405 on: September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM »
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1406 on: September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM »
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1407 on: September 30, 2009, 01:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags. rolling papers.

Better idea'd.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1408 on: September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"
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Re: The Office
« Reply #1409 on: September 30, 2009, 02:27:48 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

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