The Office

[*In a Nutsack]

The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

[Weebs]

The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*

[BH]

The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*

Good argument. I know you've changed my mind.

[TDubbs]

The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*

I know you're the new Chuck, but this is a joke, right?

[*In a Nutsack]

The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*

If there ever was evidence that this show is still awesome wrapped in bacon tits, Weebs hating it is proof in the pudding.  I just made myself hungry.

[Slaky]

The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*

I know you're the new Chuck, but this is a joke, right?

Nope, it's not a joke. Weebs is a joyless fagatard. Let's beat him.

[Kermit, B.]

I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

[Slaky]

I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

Because (I assume) you're at work and bored to your tits just like the rest of us and thinking about trivial shit like Weebs and what missiles of misguided tardisms are bouncing around his feckless mind kills some time until lunch?

[Weebs]

I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

[*In a Nutsack]

I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Oh, for fuck's sake.  Stop yourself.

[TDubbs]

I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why?

[Weebs]

I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why?

Nice try.

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why?

Nice try.

How can you offer a theory without data to back it up?

[SKO]

I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why? Because Jim and Pam got together? Let me guess, you're one of those fans of the British version and loved the first couple seasons because the plot was nearly identical and its just "so pivotal" to the dynamic that Jim and Pam keep up their "will they or won't they" crap? There's a reason The Office has changed so much the last couple years, and that's because it had to. The British version lasted a whopping two seasons. The show actually has to evolve and have character development or else it would get repetitive and boring. I'm sure its pisses you off that the show has gotten out of the nice little corner you'd hemmed it into, but believe it or not the plot had to evolve past fleeting glances between Jim and Pam and Jim putting Dwight's shit in jello. Get over it.

[Eli]

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far...

What the hell? There have been two episodes.

You're worse than BC.