The Office

[JS]

Just as you plant the seed in the ground, I will plant my seed in you.

[JD]

I thought Dwight's cousin Mose(sp?) was cuter with his Amish beard and FEAR tshirt.

"He seemed nice."

[JS]

"Mose where are all the animals?"

[Andy]

You don't have to wrestle Mose.  Just get in the coffin.

[CPT]

10:00 AM - COSBY IMPRESSION

[TG]

Michael Scott Activity Log

8 a.m. _______________________________
9 a.m. _______________________________
10 a.m. __________Cosby Impression______
11 a.m. ______________________________
12 a.m. ______Wait in pretzel line__________
1 p.m. _______________________________
2 p.m. _______________________________
3 p.m. _______________________________
4 p.m. _______________________________
5 p.m. _______________________________

[TG]

13 seconds.  You asshole.

[CPT]

13 seconds.  You asshole.

Better set your alarm for 13 seconds earlier next time.

Bitch.

[SD]

This makes, what, 3 weeks in a row that I've missed now?  I submit/quit/tap out.  Maybe if I had the fancy recording contraptions you folks have I wouldn't be in this mess.

[thehawk]

Only 364 days to go until Pretzel Day.

[cubbiebluestew]

This makes, what, 3 weeks in a row that I've missed now?  I submit/quit/tap out.  Maybe if I had the fancy recording contraptions you folks have I wouldn't be in this mess.

What are you complaining about?  Last night Ms. Cubbieblue and I went to see Bertold Brecht's "Mother Courage" instead of doing something sensible like staying home and arguing over whether to watch "Earl" and "The Office" or "Ugly Betty"  Guess who is on what side?

[SD]

This makes, what, 3 weeks in a row that I've missed now?  I submit/quit/tap out.  Maybe if I had the fancy recording contraptions you folks have I wouldn't be in this mess.

What are you complaining about?  Last night Ms. Cubbieblue and I went to see Bertold Brecht's "Mother Courage" instead of doing something sensible like staying home and arguing over whether to watch "Earl" and "The Office" or "Ugly Betty"  Guess who is on what side?

Then we're both guilty of doing the non-sensible thing.  I watched the LCS, you attended a play written by a mistress.  I'm sure we both walked away feeling a little lighter in the lower abdomen (or is my prostate not choking my off the shipment from my kidneys anymore?).

[JD]

You watched that frickin' game instead of "The Office"?  You disgust me. 

[SD]

You watched that frickin' game instead of "The Office"?  You disgust me. 

Joe Buck told me it was going to be magical and historical!  Are you saying you can look him in the eye and tell him no? 

Also, I watch any Tim McCarver broadcast on the chance that he gets fired on-air in mid-broadcast in front of all of America.



Intrepid Reader:  Tim McCarver

This is the humiliating and now is when it is happening more than it has ever. 

[Neifilicious]

This makes, what, 3 weeks in a row that I've missed now?  I submit/quit/tap out.  Maybe if I had the fancy recording contraptions you folks have I wouldn't be in this mess.

What are you complaining about?  Last night Ms. Cubbieblue and I went to see Bertold Brecht's "Mother Courage" instead of doing something sensible like staying home and arguing over whether to watch "Earl" and "The Office" or "Ugly Betty"  Guess who is on what side?

Ah, Ugly Betty.  Go figure.  The wife has made me watch all of the episodes of it.  It's not as crappy as it looks.  I'd give it a 5 out of 10 possible points.

Of course, it's pretty damned stupid to watch it rather than the Office (which rates an 11).