The Office

[The Slak]

Another reason to hate St. Louis. Because of their rainout tonight, no new Office. Fudge.

[JD]

SuperFudge!

[Neifilicious]

SuperFudge!

Are you there, God?  It's me, Xenu.



Creed: You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
Dwight: You mean a chicken...
Creed: What'd I say?

[JD]

Right after Pam sent that text message, my phone went off.  It wasn't Pam, though.  It was some person that sent me a text this morning at 6:30 asking where I was.  They wanted to know what happened to us hanging out.  I don't know this person.  I sent a text back saying that I wanted to just cut off all communication.  They aren't the kind of person I wanna be hanging out with at 6:30 in the morning. 

[SD]

Ohhh, so this is why I didn't want to pick evening hours.  Son of a bitch!  You guys should have stopped me.

Goodbye, The Office.  I will miss you (or at least until allfg uploads the latest ep).

[Andy]

M: These smores are terrible.
C: Those aren't smores, they're samosas.

M: Chocolate, graham cracker and marshmallow!  How hard would that have been?

[forkserker]

I'm drawing a total blank on the song Jim & Ed Helms were singing.

[Bad Kermit]

I'm drawing a total blank on the song Jim & Ed Helms were singing.

Indigo Girls, "Closer to Fine."

[The Slak]

I know what you're thinking, who is this crazy gringo?

[KD]

I'm drawing a total blank on the song Jim & Ed Helms were singing.

Indigo Girls, "Closer to Fine."

Thank you.  Now I'm going to make fun of my girlfriend because she recognized the song, but couldn't name the tune/artist.

[Bad Kermit]

I'm drawing a total blank on the song Jim & Ed Helms were singing.

Indigo Girls, "Closer to Fine."

Thank you.  Now I'm going to make fun of my girlfriend because she recognized the song, but couldn't name the tune/artist.

When you're done with that, please come back and make fun of me for recognizing the song and being able to name the tune and artist.

By the way, I desperately wanted Jim to say to Rashida Jones, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cuz I'm gonna stick my bike in it."

[JD]

Just go watch the outtakes.

[Bad Kermit]

Just go watch the outtakes.

I can't at work, but did they do it?  It seemed so obvious...

[Andy]

What did they say about Zach Braff?

[Neifilicious]

What did they say about Zach Braff?

It was "Kelly likes Zach Braff." Meaning, of course, that they thought Ryan was Zach Braff.

On a side note, Zach Braff is a stupidface.  I want to punch him.  Leaving an amazing show to dedicate his time to making B movies is dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.  Apparently, Scrubs is going to try to go on without him...But I can't imagine how.  He's the hub for nearly every relationship on the show.