The Office

[InternetApex]

Someone other than whom?

[JD, Too]

Mac from Night Court.

[TG]

I marked her arm.

[JD, Too]

Well, you know how all waitresses look alike.

[Ivy6]

C'mon, we're going to Asian Hooters.

[Al Czervik]

Michael marking her arm is my TV moment of the year.

And Kevin's angst filled Karaoke of Alanis Morrisette had me laughing in the car this morning..."You, you, you , you, you ought to know!"

[Andy]

I enjoyed Dwight being separated from the others at the Benihana and yelling things from off camera to stay in the conversation.

Andy: It's called a Noggasaki.  It's one part egg nog and three shots of saki.
Michael: Carol used to get a little mustache when she drank milk.
Dwight: Carol had a mustache?  What?

Michael: Let me get the gang.  Ryan, Jim, Dwight, come on, we're going to Asian Hooters.
Ryan: Oh, sorry I can't go.  I've got a ton of work to do.  I'm not feeling well.  I have MSG allergies.  I just ate their last night.
Jim: Thanks for taking all the excuses.

Andy: It was like she didn't know me.  I'd been buying coffee from her stand for a year!  Can you believe that?
Jim: Yes, I can.

Kelly singing "We Belong" was one of the scariest things I've ever seen.  She's thisclose to boiling a bunny.

The look of terror on Jim's face when he realized Karen and Pam are becoming friends was priceless.

[InternetApex]

Just wanted to add that my girlfriend laughed her little Cambodian-American ass off about the mark on the arm.

Teriyaki. Steak. Ablls.

[Ivy6]

I was amused that Michael wouldn't spend 99 cents on the full version of "goodbye my lover" but rather kept playing the 30 second ITunes sample over and over.

[forkserker]

I was amused that Michael wouldn't spend 99 cents on the full version of "goodbye my lover" but rather kept playing the 30 second ITunes sample over and over.

He just needed a taste.

[BananaHands]

My asian girl loved the "I don't go into your house and take your hello kitty backpack" line after one of the waitresses tried taking a nutcracker. 

I almost pissed myself when they showed the photoshop michael did over his girl's ex-husband and kids on vacation..

[JD, Too]

I almost pissed myself when they showed the photoshop michael did over his girl's ex-husband and kids on vacation..

It was a bold move.

[Bad Kermit]

My favorite part of the episode was Creed's new haircut.  I spent the rest of the episode feeling bad for Phyllis.

"It's family style."
"No, it's not."

[Special Teams]

"Don't worry, she's dead.  Oh, wait......he's dead."

[TG]

"Don't worry, she's dead.  Oh, wait......he's dead."

Clean it in your car.