The Office

[EG]

Were you near-sighted or far-sighted?

Both. That's why I invented the bi-focal.

GAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[MDZ]

I'm 99 percent sure that Jim was lying when he told me that is the real Ben Franklin.

[Al Czervik]

I found this episode lacking.

Although I was quite certain Michael was going to spill his milk when the stripper was grinding on him.  That would have been funny.

And Pam and whatshername looked equally blah.

[Kermit]

As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf@#$er down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherf@#$er down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherf@#$er down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!

Flavor crystals?!  Try to get away with it in myyyyyyy class.

[Shooter]

Although I was quite certain Michael was going to spill his milk when the stripper was grinding on him.  That would have been funny.

Michael was totally unprepared for a stripper. No wind pants.

[Slaky!]

As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf@#$er down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherf@#$er down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherf@#$er down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!

Flavor crystals?!  Try to get away with it in myyyyyyy class.

Whoa...ridiculous flashback just now.

[JD, Too]

Although I was quite certain Michael was going to spill his milk when the stripper was grinding on him.  That would have been funny.

Michael was totally unprepared for a stripper. No wind pants.

Suit pants are pretty thin, though. 

[EG]

Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?

Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?

Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?

Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?

Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?

[JD, Too]

If I were you, I'd get really drunk and tell someone I was pregnant.

Did you break wind?

[EG]

Websters Dictionary defines wedding as fusing two pieces of metal together with a torch.

[CPT]

Fuck, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

[EG]

f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was.  It was Phyllis and Bob's wedding, and Michael was in rare form.

There was also some key Jim/Pam stuff, if you're into that storyline.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Old Style Man]

f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was awesome. I thought Scrantonicity only played Police songs?

[CPT]

f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was awesome. I thought Scrantonicity only played Police songs?

Scrantonicity was on?!?  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I would have liked to have seen that.

[EG]

f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was awesome. I thought Scrantonicity only played Police songs?

This was their third wedding.

They played their bassist's wedding.

And their guitarist's wedding.