The Office

[JD, Too]

Also loved Creed's version of the Jim/Roy/Dwight confrontation:

"It was about 11 or 11:30 at night ..."

the one guy had a sock full of nickels...

[EG]

Also loved Creed's version of the Jim/Roy/Dwight confrontation:

"It was about 11 or 11:30 at night ..."

the one guy had a sock full of nickels...

And then Schrute pulls out a can of hair spray and a lighter ...

[JD, Too]

Why didn't you tell me you hired James VanderBeek as your assistant?

[Slaky!]

....sargeant.

[Kermit]

Andy's back from anger management, y'all!

Was that the little segment at the very end?  What happened?  Stupid Comcast DVR cut it off.

[EG]

Andy's back from anger management, y'all!

Was that the little segment at the very end?  What happened?  Stupid Comcast DVR cut it off.

He came back and said he graduated from anger management the same way he graduated from Cornell: On time.

Then he walked into the Office and said hello to everyone before Dwight drilled him in the face with pepper spray.  Andy screamed and collapsed and the camera cut to Dwight saying, "I am not a hero. I am a defender of the office. You know who’s a hero? Hiro, from Heroes. He's a hero. Also, Bono."  Or something like that.

[Kermit]

Andy's back from anger management, y'all!

Was that the little segment at the very end?  What happened?  Stupid Comcast DVR cut it off.

He came back and said he graduated from anger management the same way he graduated from Cornell: On time.

Then he walked into the Office and said hello to everyone before Dwight drilled him in the face with pepper spray.  Andy screamed and collapsed and the camera cut to Dwight saying, "I am not a hero. I am a defender of the office. You know who’s a hero? Hiro, from Heroes. He's a hero. Also, Bono."  Or something like that.

Awesome.  Thanks for the recap.  Dwight's first hero speech about superheroes being the real heroes was gold.

[thehawk]

Andy's back from anger management, y'all!

Was that the little segment at the very end?  What happened?  Stupid Comcast DVR cut it off.

He came back and said he graduated from anger management the same way he graduated from Cornell: On time.

Then he walked into the Office and said hello to everyone before Dwight drilled him in the face with pepper spray.  Andy screamed and collapsed and the camera cut to Dwight saying, "I am not a hero. I am a defender of the office. You know who’s a hero? Hiro, from Heroes. He's a hero. Also, Bono."  Or something like that.

The show ended with a very hangdog looking Toby (is there any other look) emptying all of Dwight's weapons (numchucks, batons, throwing stars, etc etc) into a box.  Also Toby's line in the middle of the show ("I wonder if Michael moved me next to Kelli and Ryan to deliberately torture me. If so... it was genius") was top notch.

[Apexx]

If anything... it's bisexual.

[Old Style Man]

Outstanding episode. Ryan and Kelly were gold, as was Angela getting so turned on by Dwight's heroism. Michael threatening to withhold sex from Jan if he didn't get a raise was excellent. It was worth the wait.

[Kermit]

"Toby, what are you doing?"

"I'm taking notes for the deposition."

[Pre]

Sorry Mike, some mo'fuckers got to hear about this one

How did they say mo'fuckers on broadcast tv?

[BananaHands]

Never touch a black man's radio.

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

I'm going to hit you in the head with a hammer.

[Fork_The_Third]

I'm going to hit you in the head with a hammer.

(Looks at Ryan and Kelly)

Okay.