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Re: The Office
« Reply #555 on: April 06, 2007, 04:12:15 PM »
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Re: The Office
« Reply #556 on: April 06, 2007, 06:15:02 PM »

bippity boppity

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Re: The Office
« Reply #557 on: April 12, 2007, 09:50:12 PM »
Michael, you have to wake up every day and be you.  You're brave.  You're Braveheart.

Un-shun.

Yeah, that dim light's a bitch.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #558 on: April 12, 2007, 09:56:56 PM »
Hey, check whose car that was. And if was Stanley's, call (whatever lawyer is mentioned) and see if they cover hate crimes.

Absolutely fantastic line.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #559 on: April 12, 2007, 10:43:14 PM »
"I was shunned when I was four until I was six"

And the watermelon gag had me rolling.  Awesome physical comedy.  I could be wrong (and excuse me for not having Tivo), but was that one unedited shot, with the melon hitting the edge of the trampoline and then perfectly landing on Stanley's car?
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Re: The Office
« Reply #560 on: April 12, 2007, 10:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Down In Front on April 12, 2007, 10:43:14 PM
"I was shunned when I was four until I was six"

And the watermelon gag had me rolling.  Awesome physical comedy.  I could be wrong (and excuse me for not having Tivo), but was that one unedited shot, with the melon hitting the edge of the trampoline and then perfectly landing on Stanley's car?

Hey Mike, is it safe?
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Re: The Office
« Reply #561 on: April 13, 2007, 07:42:11 AM »
The watermelon tests were hilarious and I enjoyed the office gambling stemming from Kevin's March Madness withdrawl.


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Re: The Office
« Reply #562 on: April 13, 2007, 07:57:22 AM »
Quote from: Down In Front on April 12, 2007, 10:43:14 PM
"I was shunned when I was four until I was six"

And the watermelon gag had me rolling.  Awesome physical comedy.  I could be wrong (and excuse me for not having Tivo), but was that one unedited shot, with the melon hitting the edge of the trampoline and then perfectly landing on Stanley's car?

It was one camera shot, which made it all the more awesome.

I also loved the brief sight gag of castle-top peeking over the hedge.  Good stuff.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #563 on: April 13, 2007, 07:58:09 AM »
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Re: The Office
« Reply #564 on: April 13, 2007, 08:52:23 AM »
Creed coming around the corner after taking a squirt.  Creed is the man.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #565 on: April 13, 2007, 08:59:34 AM »
Quote from: djm on April 13, 2007, 08:52:23 AM
Creed coming around the corner after taking a squirt.  Creed is the man.

And eating the potato.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #566 on: April 13, 2007, 09:01:49 AM »
Edit because CT is in my head:
Quote from: CT II on April 13, 2007, 08:59:34 AM
And eating the potato.

Creed eating the potato and not noticing. Yeah.


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Re: The Office
« Reply #567 on: April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM »
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #568 on: April 13, 2007, 09:07:03 AM »
Quote from: djm on April 13, 2007, 08:52:23 AM
Creed coming around the corner after taking a squirt.  Creed is the weirdest, creepiest man on earth.

My wife'd.

I think it's hilarious that Creed is so uncouth he can't help but pee in a bush after being outside for only a minute.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #569 on: April 13, 2007, 09:14:42 AM »
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?
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