The Office

[EG]

I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?

You're BJ Novak!?!

[JD, Too]

I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?

You're BJ Novak!?!

No.

[EG]

I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?

You're BJ Novak!?!

No.

Ah.

[JD, Too]

I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?

You're BJ Novak!?!

No.

Ah.

And I thought everyone watched the previews on Yahoo.  The Pop Candy chick sends me there almost every Wednesday.

[EG]

And I thought everyone watched the previews on Yahoo.  The Pop Candy chick sends me there almost every Wednesday.

I do sometimes.  But lately I've been really busy.  And I don't want to have any special JAM moments spoiled for me.  JAM forever!

[JD, Too]

I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?  Good. Good.

Edited to show how I should've responded.  I think.



But it all played out the way I wanted.  If you would've said something about it, then I would've given full credit and sent you to the preview.  Next time I'll incorporate a hyperlink to the clip.   

[EG]

I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?  Good. Good.

Edited to show how I should've responded.  I think.



But it all played out the way I wanted.  If you would've said something about it, then I would've given full credit and sent you to the preview.  Next time I'll incorporate a hyperlink to the clip.   

Not necessary.  Instead, I'm just going to go all NSBB and start asking "Source?" after everything you say.

[Down In Front]

Not necessary.  Instead, I'm just going to go all NSBB and start asking "Source?" after everything you say.

And I'm going to begin my "shunning" of Hoff's Puppies.

[EG]

Not necessary.  Instead, I'm just going to go all NSBB and start asking "Source?" after everything you say.

And I'm going to begin my "shunning" of Hoff's Puppies.

Good plan.  I liked this entire scene (which I stole from that creepy OfficeTally site):

Dwight: Hey guys, listen up. Michael is up on the roof and acting strange.
Andy: Whoa, what’s the situation?
Dwight: Un-shun. I think he’s suffering from depression. Re-shun.
Andy: Okay, when’s this shunning thing going to end?
Dwight: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die.
Stanley: Is it nice outside?
Dwight: It’s gorgeous. Let’s go!
Stanley: Do I need my jacket?
Dwight: No, really, it’s very nice. C’mon!
Ryan: Will I be too warm in a long sleeve tee?
Dwight: Everyone’s going to be fine in exactly what they’re wearing. Let’s go!

[JD, Too]

Is that the one where the guy is trying to transcribe every episode?  I bet it is.  5 bucks?  Anyone?

[Down In Front]

Is that the one where the guy is trying to transcribe every episode?  I bet it is.  5 bucks?  Anyone?

If so, he's not doing a very good because he left out when Andy asks, "When are you going to stop with the shunning?" and Dwight responds, "Un-shun.  Never!.  Re-shun."

[JD, Too]

Is that the one where the guy is trying to transcribe every episode?  I bet it is.  5 bucks?  Anyone?

If so, he's not doing a very good because he left out when Andy asks, "When are you going to stop with the shunning?" and Dwight responds, "Un-shun.  Never!.  Re-shun."

What?  Are you serious?  Cuz it's right there:

Andy: Okay, when’s this shunning thing going to end?
Dwight: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die.

[Down In Front]

Is that the one where the guy is trying to transcribe every episode?  I bet it is.  5 bucks?  Anyone?

If so, he's not doing a very good because he left out when Andy asks, "When are you going to stop with the shunning?" and Dwight responds, "Un-shun.  Never!.  Re-shun."

What?  Are you serious?  Cuz it's right there:

Andy: Okay, when’s this shunning thing going to end?
Dwight: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die.

Yikes.

I'm going to go away for a while and learn how to fucking read.

[BananaHands]

Let's just say that I'm going to be a rich man if John Cougar Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar.

[Fork_The_Third]

Everyone just walking up and dropping money on Ryan's desk during Kelly's riff on Netflix. And all the teaser bets (how many times she said "Awesome", how many romantic comedies she named)...outstanding.