The Office

[Okay, Coach.]

Imagine Pam walking across those hot coals in a two peace; Double Hot.

[JD, Too]

Is it me or did Karen look kinda chubby in that one outfit? 

[Down In Front]

Is it me or did Karen look kinda chubby in that one outfit? 

I don't know.  I'm still at work.

/NSBB frowny face/

[JD, Too]

Is it me or did Karen look kinda chubby in that one outfit? 

I don't know.  I'm still at work.

/NSBB frowny face/

Sucks for you.  Jan got a boob job.  Or she's wearing a really excellent push up bra for the show.  Either way, I approve.

And she's crazy.  It's pretty awesome.

[EG]

Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.

[Ivy6]

Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.

Really, are we supposed to believe that Ryan- who to our knowledge has never made a single sale- is going to get Jan's job?  Or did I miss something and is he taking another corporate offering?

[Shooter]

Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.

Really, are we supposed to believe that Ryan- who to our knowledge has never made a single sale- is going to get Jan's job?  Or did I miss something and is he taking another corporate offering?

I figured it was a comment on a typical empty-headed corporate decision to hire someone with a degree over someone who has actual experience ("It will be great having another MBA on board.")

[JS]

What is the ratio of Stanley nickels to Shrute bucks?

The same as unicorns to leprechauns.

[bozos72]

Is it me or did Karen look kinda chubby in that one outfit? 

I tought so, too.  It didn't help that that shirt made her boobs look small, too.  No wonder she didn't get the jorb.

[RV]

Sometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

[JD, Too]

Sometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

You beat me by about 1 minute.

[BananaHands]

Sometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

You beat me by about 1 minute.

There is no way to prove this. And you know that. Liar.

[RV]

Can I get a late check out?

I'll have to check with the manager.

[JD, Too]

Sometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

You beat me by about 1 minute.

There is no way to prove this. And you know that. Liar.

I have the means to prove it but not the ability.  And my name's not Liar.  It's JD.  Nice to meet ya!

[EG]

Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.

Really, are we supposed to believe that Ryan- who to our knowledge has never made a single sale- is going to get Jan's job?  Or did I miss something and is he taking another corporate offering?

Yeah, but Jan's job is a management job.  Being able to make sales doesn't have a lot to do with it.  At least I imagine that's what they were thinking.

I just love that Ryan is going to be Michael's boss.