Fuck the fucking Dodgers, who can fuck off.

[Tonker]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

[SKO]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

[Saul Goodman]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It's especially fun if you're tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

[SKO]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It's especially fun if you're tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

I have had Mets fans try to dunk on me for the 2015 NLCS, which sure seems to ignore everything that has happened after said NLCS.

[Saul Goodman]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It’s especially fun if you’re tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

I have had Mets fans try to dunk on me for the 2015 NLCS, which sure seems to ignore everything that has happened after said NLCS.

Fortunately I’ve avoided that, but I do have Cardinals fans with nothing else to say besides reminding me they are currently in first place, because standings from May never ever change, and also did you know they have won 11 championships? It’s true. Someone even tried busting out Completely Useless By September over the weekend, so I had to remind them about last year’s sweep at Wrigley and subsequent elimination at Busch in that particular month.

What I’m saying is I want the Cubs to destroy everyone

[Saul Goodman]

Useless trash-ass Dodgers barely putting up a fight against the Satanic Fowl while the Cubs are slumping.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It's especially fun if you're tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

I have had Mets fans try to dunk on me for the 2015 NLCS, which sure seems to ignore everything that has happened after said NLCS.

Fortunately I've avoided that, but I do have Cardinals fans with nothing else to say besides reminding me they are currently in first place, because standings from May never ever change, and also did you know they have won 11 championships? It's true. Someone even tried busting out Completely Useless By September over the weekend, so I had to remind them about last year's sweep at Wrigley and subsequent elimination at Busch in that particular month.

What I'm saying is I want the Cubs to destroy everyone

Caring about the Cardinals in this day and age is beneath any Cub fan's dignity.  Stop it.  Need I remind you of the new awesome tradition of a half-interested Cubs team stomping the last shred of hope out of the Cardinals in September by just waving their backhand?  If so, let me remind you that the Cubs are 18-6 vs. STL after 9/1 since 2015.  In any event, who wouldn't rather have the Cardinals in the playoffs than the Dodgers anyway?  In this current golden age, worrying about a borderline Cardinals team is some right out of central casting bullshit.  Fuck the Cardinals—they don't deserve your fucking angst.  Fan up, bro.

[Saul Goodman]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It's especially fun if you're tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

I have had Mets fans try to dunk on me for the 2015 NLCS, which sure seems to ignore everything that has happened after said NLCS.

Fortunately I've avoided that, but I do have Cardinals fans with nothing else to say besides reminding me they are currently in first place, because standings from May never ever change, and also did you know they have won 11 championships? It's true. Someone even tried busting out Completely Useless By September over the weekend, so I had to remind them about last year's sweep at Wrigley and subsequent elimination at Busch in that particular month.

What I'm saying is I want the Cubs to destroy everyone

Caring about the Cardinals in this day and age is beneath any Cub fan's dignity.  Stop it.  Need I remind you of the new awesome tradition of a half-interested Cubs team stomping the last shred of hope out of the Cardinals in September by just waving their backhand?  If so, let me remind you that the Cubs are 18-6 vs. STL after 9/1 since 2015.  In any event, who wouldn't rather have the Cardinals in the playoffs than the Dodgers anyway?  In this current golden age, worrying about a borderline Cardinals team is some right out of central casting bullshit.  Fuck the Cardinals—they don't deserve your fucking angst.  Fan up, bro.

Three whole months to cook that one up

[CBStew]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It's especially fun if you're tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

I have had Mets fans try to dunk on me for the 2015 NLCS, which sure seems to ignore everything that has happened after said NLCS.

Fortunately I've avoided that, but I do have Cardinals fans with nothing else to say besides reminding me they are currently in first place, because standings from May never ever change, and also did you know they have won 11 championships? It's true. Someone even tried busting out Completely Useless By September over the weekend, so I had to remind them about last year's sweep at Wrigley and subsequent elimination at Busch in that particular month.

What I'm saying is I want the Cubs to destroy everyone

Caring about the Cardinals in this day and age is beneath any Cub fan's dignity.  Stop it.  Need I remind you of the new awesome tradition of a half-interested Cubs team stomping the last shred of hope out of the Cardinals in September by just waving their backhand?  If so, let me remind you that the Cubs are 18-6 vs. STL after 9/1 since 2015.  In any event, who wouldn't rather have the Cardinals in the playoffs than the Dodgers anyway?  In this current golden age, worrying about a borderline Cardinals team is some right out of central casting bullshit.  Fuck the Cardinals—they don't deserve your fucking angst.  Fan up, bro.

Three whole months to cook that one up

Gotta respect any post that uses the word "angst".

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It's especially fun if you're tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

I have had Mets fans try to dunk on me for the 2015 NLCS, which sure seems to ignore everything that has happened after said NLCS.

Fortunately I've avoided that, but I do have Cardinals fans with nothing else to say besides reminding me they are currently in first place, because standings from May never ever change, and also did you know they have won 11 championships? It's true. Someone even tried busting out Completely Useless By September over the weekend, so I had to remind them about last year's sweep at Wrigley and subsequent elimination at Busch in that particular month.

What I'm saying is I want the Cubs to destroy everyone

Caring about the Cardinals in this day and age is beneath any Cub fan's dignity.  Stop it.  Need I remind you of the new awesome tradition of a half-interested Cubs team stomping the last shred of hope out of the Cardinals in September by just waving their backhand?  If so, let me remind you that the Cubs are 18-6 vs. STL after 9/1 since 2015.  In any event, who wouldn't rather have the Cardinals in the playoffs than the Dodgers anyway?  In this current golden age, worrying about a borderline Cardinals team is some right out of central casting bullshit.  Fuck the Cardinals—they don't deserve your fucking angst.  Fan up, bro.

Three whole months to cook that one up

Hi I'm PANK.  I like long walks, sunsets, splitting grapes with axes, being generally angry and uncommodating, and PANKING wrong quotes.  In truth I was replying to this:

Useless trash-ass Dodgers barely putting up a fight against the Satanic Fowl while the Cubs are slumping.

[Tonker]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It's especially fun if you're tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

I have had Mets fans try to dunk on me for the 2015 NLCS, which sure seems to ignore everything that has happened after said NLCS.

Fortunately I've avoided that, but I do have Cardinals fans with nothing else to say besides reminding me they are currently in first place, because standings from May never ever change, and also did you know they have won 11 championships? It's true. Someone even tried busting out Completely Useless By September over the weekend, so I had to remind them about last year's sweep at Wrigley and subsequent elimination at Busch in that particular month.

What I'm saying is I want the Cubs to destroy everyone

Caring about the Cardinals in this day and age is beneath any Cub fan's dignity.  Stop it.  Need I remind you of the new awesome tradition of a half-interested Cubs team stomping the last shred of hope out of the Cardinals in September by just waving their backhand?  If so, let me remind you that the Cubs are 18-6 vs. STL after 9/1 since 2015.  In any event, who wouldn't rather have the Cardinals in the playoffs than the Dodgers anyway?  In this current golden age, worrying about a borderline Cardinals team is some right out of central casting bullshit.  Fuck the Cardinals—they don't deserve your fucking angst.  Fan up, bro.

Three whole months to cook that one up

Hi I'm PANK.  I like long walks, sunsets, splitting grapes with axes, being generally angry and uncommodating, and PANKING wrong quotes.  In truth I was replying to this:

Useless trash-ass Dodgers barely putting up a fight against the Satanic Fowl while the Cubs are slumping.

Mate, I think we're all uncommodating, to some degree.

[Bort]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It's especially fun if you're tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

I have had Mets fans try to dunk on me for the 2015 NLCS, which sure seems to ignore everything that has happened after said NLCS.

Fortunately I've avoided that, but I do have Cardinals fans with nothing else to say besides reminding me they are currently in first place, because standings from May never ever change, and also did you know they have won 11 championships? It's true. Someone even tried busting out Completely Useless By September over the weekend, so I had to remind them about last year's sweep at Wrigley and subsequent elimination at Busch in that particular month.

What I'm saying is I want the Cubs to destroy everyone

Caring about the Cardinals in this day and age is beneath any Cub fan's dignity.  Stop it.  Need I remind you of the new awesome tradition of a half-interested Cubs team stomping the last shred of hope out of the Cardinals in September by just waving their backhand?  If so, let me remind you that the Cubs are 18-6 vs. STL after 9/1 since 2015.  In any event, who wouldn't rather have the Cardinals in the playoffs than the Dodgers anyway?  In this current golden age, worrying about a borderline Cardinals team is some right out of central casting bullshit.  Fuck the Cardinals—they don't deserve your fucking angst.  Fan up, bro.

Three whole months to cook that one up

Hi I'm PANK.  I like long walks, sunsets, splitting grapes with axes, being generally angry and uncommodating, and PANKING wrong quotes.  In truth I was replying to this:

Useless trash-ass Dodgers barely putting up a fight against the Satanic Fowl while the Cubs are slumping.

Mate, I think we're all uncommodating, to some degree.

I'm not, and I'll dig in my heels for hours if anyone says otherwise.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I know a couple of you are fucking hot for the Dodgers, but I enjoyed the piss out of their getting swept in a four-game series by the Reds.  The fucking Reds!  Ha ha!  Fuck the Dodgers.

To go from "is this the greatest team of all time?" articles last august, to that awful September skid they had, to blowing the WS (never forget Clayton Kershaw had a 4-0 and then a 7-4 lead in Game 5 and blew both), and now this hellish start filled with terrible injuries after is really something. They are basically living the nightmare we've all had of what might have happened if the Cubs had lost Game 7 in Cleveland

It's especially fun if you're tired of Dodgers fans around you constantly talking shit about the 2017 NLCS, always forgetting that (a) the Cubs actually won the World Series after beating the Dodgers in the 2016 NLCS (people forget that), and (b) THE DODGERS JUST BLEW THE WORLD SERIES YOU IDIOTS. Congratulations on beating a clearly spent Cubs team so you could then ... *checks notes* lose the World Series in heartbreaking fashion?

I have had Mets fans try to dunk on me for the 2015 NLCS, which sure seems to ignore everything that has happened after said NLCS.

Fortunately I've avoided that, but I do have Cardinals fans with nothing else to say besides reminding me they are currently in first place, because standings from May never ever change, and also did you know they have won 11 championships? It's true. Someone even tried busting out Completely Useless By September over the weekend, so I had to remind them about last year's sweep at Wrigley and subsequent elimination at Busch in that particular month.

What I'm saying is I want the Cubs to destroy everyone

Caring about the Cardinals in this day and age is beneath any Cub fan's dignity.  Stop it.  Need I remind you of the new awesome tradition of a half-interested Cubs team stomping the last shred of hope out of the Cardinals in September by just waving their backhand?  If so, let me remind you that the Cubs are 18-6 vs. STL after 9/1 since 2015.  In any event, who wouldn't rather have the Cardinals in the playoffs than the Dodgers anyway?  In this current golden age, worrying about a borderline Cardinals team is some right out of central casting bullshit.  Fuck the Cardinals—they don't deserve your fucking angst.  Fan up, bro.

Three whole months to cook that one up

Hi I'm PANK.  I like long walks, sunsets, splitting grapes with axes, being generally angry and uncommodating, and PANKING wrong quotes.  In truth I was replying to this:

Useless trash-ass Dodgers barely putting up a fight against the Satanic Fowl while the Cubs are slumping.

Mate, I think we're all uncommodating, to some degree.

Nothing a glass of prune juice can't fix.