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Wheezer

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The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
« on: November 21, 2018, 03:15:38 PM »
Frequent and incomplete voiding of my bladder.
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2018, 03:16:26 PM »
Women's shoes with toe cleavage.
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2018, 03:20:38 PM »
Detonating giant scrotal cysts with a 19 ga. needle but no eye protection.
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2018, 03:23:02 PM »
Eye floaters (I am seeking a vitrectomy).
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2018, 03:23:44 PM »
Adult skateboarders.
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2018, 03:27:17 PM »
Canada Goose jackets.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2018, 04:46:15 PM »
Anal mucous.
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2018, 04:46:51 PM »
Shaving.
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2018, 08:32:28 PM »
Library "scientists"
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Re: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2018, 09:05:02 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 03:16:26 PM
Women's shoes with toe cleavage.

Men's feet are worse
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2018, 11:37:13 PM »
Painted toenails.
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2018, 12:21:32 AM »
Vintage plumbing with separate hot and cold spigots (or just knobs, as is the case with my imaginary ex's shower, the two settings on which are "scalding" and "icy"; it's an open question whether the bottom two knobs, for the tub, can even be turned without a lever arm).
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2018, 08:57:36 AM »
Low-flow toilets.
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2018, 11:00:34 AM »
People's knees. Cover your knees up if you're going to be walking around everywhere.
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2018, 08:28:43 PM »
.... This idiocy on my part. It's going away soon.
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