The David Bote "What's A Guy Gotta Do To Start Over A Dead Guy?" Splooge-O-Rama

[Quality Start Machine]

He's hitting like an everyday player, and he's decent in the field. Yet the rotting corpse of David Descalso keeps getting trotted out there. Stick him at 2B every day, profit.

[Saul Goodman]

He's hitting like an everyday player, and he's decent in the field. Yet the rotting corpse of David Descalso keeps getting trotted out there. Stick him at 2B every day, profit.

But then where would Addison Russell get his precious at bats that Joe keeps insisting that he be given for no apparent reason?

[Quality Start Machine]

He's hitting like an everyday player, and he's decent in the field. Yet the rotting corpse of David Descalso keeps getting trotted out there. Stick him at 2B every day, profit.

But then where would Addison Russell get his precious at bats that Joe keeps insisting that he be given for no apparent reason?

The Marlins?