The Nicholas Castellanos Daily Double Temp Job Sploogetacular

[Quality Start Machine]

Do the Cubs re-sign him?

[Tonker]

As discussed in the Slackbocks, it depends on the money. He's an upgrade over Schwarber and certainly over Almora but if he's looking for lots of years or big money... nah.  I like him - he has a nice swing, he seems smart, he's good on the bases and in the field, he's got the good face and it seems like his skill set will probably wear reasonably well.  I'm not going to cry myself to sleep if the Cubs let him walk, though.

[Saul Goodman]

I am more than fine with launching Schwarber or Almora to make room for Nicky ‘Nos. Send Schwarber to the Royals so Gordon Wittenmyer can get off on Schwarbs/Soler nightly back-to-back dong highlights.

[PenFoe]

I am more than fine with launching Schwarber or Almora to make room for Nicky ?Nos. Send Schwarber to the Royals so Gordon Wittenmyer can get off on Schwarbs/Soler nightly back-to-back dong highlights.

Fueled by Mike Montgomery shutouts?

[Saul Goodman]

I am more than fine with launching Schwarber or Almora to make room for Nicky 'Nos. Send Schwarber to the Royals so Gordon Wittenmyer can get off on Schwarbs/Soler nightly back-to-back dong highlights.

Fueled by Mike Montgomery shutouts?

Damn straight, because THE PLAN SUCKS!

(Also why does this shit-for-brains messageboard keep screwing up my apostrophes and making them question marks?  Oh well.)